J. Lo and Ben Affleck have gotten together, broken up, had children with other people, got back together, and are now kissing and I have been single through it all

Best of Twitter from July 26, 2021

Finally it’s Monday again! Thank god this long and boring weekend is over! Who needs free time, social contacts and sleep when you can do your laps on the infamous hamster wheel of capitalism for …

Best of Twitter from July 25, 2021

Every week on Sunday evening we meet up here to play a game of «whose life sucks the most». Is it competitor A who prepares for another week of carrot hunting in the office knowing …

Best of Twitter from July 24, 2021

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of «it’s finally Saturday, what could possibly go wrong?». To your left you see singles talking awkwardly to other singles, beating around the bush wether they like each …

My husband has just had a pay rise, which is lovely, but I can't help notice that in the last 10 years, his salary has increased 87%, while mine has increased by 18% I've spent most of that time working on curing cancer. He's been calculating your car insurance.

Best of Twitter from July 23, 2021

In case you were just about to google the early symptoms of a heart attack after you’ve noticed that slight tremor in your fingers, you can stop now. It is neither a heart attack (at …

Best of Twitter from July 22, 2021

It’s Thursday, which means the weekend is arriving like the Roadrunner on organic fair-trade cocaine (yes, that’s a thing now), so let’s try not to be Wile E. Coyote for once by already planning totally …

I miss the old days were billionaires’ vanity projects was to build 1000 public libraries or giant music venues.

Best of Twitter from July 21, 2021

Yes, summer is the hottest of the four different seasons and is associated with lots of sunny days or warm weather. In almost all countries, kids are out of school during this time of the …

I bought myself a house, after 4 months of work (and waiting out my apt lease) I moved in, slept my 1st night in it. When I was a boy in foster care I used to think before sleep, “someday I’ll have my very own house and nobody will tell me I have to leave”. Now that is true.

Best of Twitter from July 20, 2021

Today is July 20th and we are stuck somewhere in the weekly Bermuda Triangle between Monday and Friday. Deep down, you know there must be land somewhere, but basically it makes more sense to dive …

I’m old enough to remember when vaccine passports were called immunization records and literally no one was pissed at that.

Best of Twitter from July 19, 2021

The start of a new workweek is triggering overwhelming feelings of anxiety or great sadness? Guess what, you might have Monday blues or you just hate life in general. Need some good advice? We’ve got …

I’ve accidentally sent my mum picture of my boobs so I followed it up with medical questions and booked a mammogram

Best of Twitter from July 18, 2021

Is everybody celebrating that slow rise of desperation despite the usual try to knock it out with our religious Sunday evening «tomorrow I’m gonna start a new life/diet/Instagram account» attitude? Yep, horrible Monday is getting …

Best of Twitter from July 17, 2021

It’s finally Saturday, so it’s also time to get out the good wine. Instead of the cheap after work bottle you usually down because it «helps you focus after a long day» aka fall asleep …