My kid thought that “swearing in” meant Joe Biden was going to stand at a podium on Wednesday and reel off all the curse words he knows. He’s understandably a little disappointed now.

Best of Twitter from January 21, 2021

America finally has a new president. And he’s done quite a lot of work in his first few hours in office! The USA returns to the Paris Climate Agreement, he has stopped oil and gas …

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being an adult is mostly overrated but the ability to decide “I am no longer going to spend time with someone who makes me feel bad” is a really great feature

Best of Twitter from January 20, 2021

Today, US President-elect Joe Biden is finally sworn in. We are extremely excited about the next four years and what the 46th. U.S. President will bring to America. We wish him all the best for …

the hard part of chess is the other player is always doin some shit

Best of Twitter from January 19, 2021

Maybe it’s just us but though we KNOW it’s Tuesday, there still are the usual shitty Monday vibes surrounding us. And just to be exact we’re talking about some Monday in January 2020 that makes …

some goober in mesopotamia invented agriculture and now I have to have a credit score, how is that fair

Best of Twitter from January 18, 2021

We’re pretty sure we smell a Monday here. And – oh boy – it stinks! No way to run, no place to hide. Good thing is though, we are less than 48 hours away from …

“Flipping Burgers” is not just flipping burgers. It’s sitting in a hot room for 8 hours. It’s stocking big ass boxes of food. It’s creating an entire meal in less than 5 minutes. It’s dealing with people who yell at you, disrespect you, people who refuse to wear a mask.

Best of Twitter from January 17, 2021

Joe Biden has announced big covid-19 aid packages. Among other things, the minimum wage in the US is to be raised to $15 an hour. But this is not only met with positive voices on …

Best of Twitter from January 16, 2021

So there are only a few more days left, until we are over what historians will call „the orange episode“. We really don’t envy future students, when they will be asked to open the three …

Can’t believe we gave up hunting n gathering to pay rent

Best of Twitter from January 15, 2021

Did you notice something? Scientists have discovered that the earth is rotating faster and faster. Actually, we’ve been observing that phenomenon over the last four years when Trump gave his best to break some new …

Imagine being impeached more times than you’ve been elected

Best of Twitter vom January 14, 2021

What a historic day! Despite threats from within their own ranks, even many Republicans voted to impeach Donald Trump. By a vote of 232 to 197, the case against Trump was initiated and will now …

I’m all for healing, but before we heal we need to make sure the surgery is finished. There’s a large cancerous tumor that still needs to be removed.

Best of Twitter from January 13, 2021

In a few days, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris will be sworn in – Finally! The only thing missing is Trump’s impeachment. Part of the resolution draft says, that Trump should be banned from future …

Elon Musk is now worth $208 billion. You want to know how he did it? He skipped 34.67 billion lattes. It's that easy.

Best of Twitter from January 12, 2021

We made it through the first two weeks of the new year and apart from an attempted coup, a proposed impeachment trial against the American president, and a highly dangerous virus mutation which makes the …