Birds are just named stuff like Hotbreasted Milf and no one does anything about it

Best of Twitter from May 3, 2021

Yes, Monday is not our favorite day of the week and it shows. We often fall out of our beds, run out of coffee and miss the bus to work or school. But there is …

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European out-of-offices: “I’m away camping for the summer. Email again in September” American out-of-offices: “I have left the office for two hours to undergo kidney surgery but you can reach me on my cell anytime”

Best of Twitter from May 2, 2021

We have an extraordinary program for you today: Chat tips for dummies. The discovery of the «please sir» emoji. Things that Zoom taught us and a question about the normal behavior of an 11 year …

Best of Twitter from May 1, 2021

So not only is it finally Saturday, it’s the day after one of the most important and underrated festivities: Walpurgis Night. We hope you celebrated it with style, flying around on your favourite broom, perhaps …

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On the upside it’s Friday; on the downside the work week has left you an absolute husk of a human, withered and useless

Best of Twitter from April 30, 2021

It is Friday! And not only that, spring is finally here. So go buy some plants or jump into your pea and spend a nice weekend in nature, hug some trees and enjoy the whisper …

NO ONE RUNS FASTER THEN A TODDLER HOLDING SOMETHING THEY SHOULDN’T

Best of Twitter from April 29, 2021

The Best of Twitter knights went out again to roam the country and compete for good Tweets. They fought and performed heroic deeds. Finally, they returned home with a lot of loot. The result is …

My neighbor complained about my kids being too loud (they were) I bought her flowers and a card telling her that they aren’t used to living in an apartment yet. She left me some alphabet cookies with a sweet card saying we will adjust together and that was beautiful as hell.

Best of Twitter from April 28, 2021

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our daily show! Our news of the day: Super authentic Netflix characters, first signs of life on mars and our top theme «What are the effects of an Instagram story?». …

A lot of women in 2021 don’t do the things “our grandmothers used to do for our grandfathers” 🗣 BECAUSE OUR GRANDMOTHERS PULLED US TO THE SIDE AND TOLD US NOT TO

Best of Twitter from April 27, 2021

Do you remember the times when we saw the Oscars show and we all thought: Oh, cool, only five years until I can watch this movie on TV for free? This was back in the …

Being an adult is just saying ok and alright softly to yourself in different parts of the house

Best of Twitter from April 26, 2021

If you ask Google, mankind has produced over 70 Songs about Monday. And these are the ones just mentioning it in the title. If you dive deeper you’ll find a lot more. But most of …

her: so what do ya think about kids? guy who invented banana flavored candy: I hate them

Best of Twitter from April 25, 2021

It’s a wonderful spring day and that’s exactly how this day should be enjoyed. Off to the sun with an Iced Latte or a Sundowner cocktail! That’s not enough? How about our Daily with the …

Best of Twitter from April 24, 2021

It’s Saturday, only a few days left until May and it’s zero degrees in the morning. 2021 is still going strong into making everyone uncomfortable, we have to respect the effort. So instead of enjoying …