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Best of Twitter from August 31, 2021

What have Donald Trump jokes, a bottle of booze, and our daily selection of Tweets in common? Right, in a world full of people who take horse medicine instead of vaccines or think Ben Affleck …

the Lord of the Rings is mostly a bunch of really old guys walking around telling some 40 year old Hobbits "yeah this place used to be really cool but it sucks now"

Best of Twitter from August 30, 2021

Incredible! Another day in hell has just begun. What have we done wrong? Did we murder someone in our past lives? What could it be that we deserve to live in this cruel cruel universe? Not …

cannot take “runner’s high” people seriously. have u ever actually been high? what the fuck are u talking about

Best of Twitter from August 29, 2021

Hello, hello! Sorry to tell you, but once again it’s Sunday evening and to stick in yesterday’s buffet metaphor: at this point there’s only the really weird stuff left and the next couple of hours …

Best of Twitter from August 28, 2021

It’s Saturday, and to stick with the buffet analogy, right now you’re exactly at the pancake station of the week. Already full and having enjoyed most of the ride, the best part is happening at …

The human brain is incredible. It’s capable of both engineering a life saving mRNA vaccine and deciding that anti-parasitic cattle paste is a better option. Just unbelievable range.

Best of Twitter from August 27, 2021

Hey, have you heard? Some genius found out that beside of a couple of FDA-approved and some hundred million times tested vaccines there is also the anti-parasite drug Ivermectin showing «promising» results in the Covid …

Best of Twitter from August 26, 2021

Hell yes, it’s Thursday or «Thor’s day». This week went quickly, or did it? The so called suffering we face every week is almost over and we hope you are in a good mood and …

Best of Twitter from August 25, 2021

Hello, hello, hello. It’s Wednesday, so only tomorrow and a very short Friday left, until we can begin our weekend adventures. It’s gonna be wild, we’ll hunt down an entire pizza, befriend a local couch …

My youngest child moved out in a huff two months ago and broke all contact with me. About 40 minutes ago she messaged me ‘can you come and get me. I want to come home.’ And I am racing across the prairie to get her. Ohana

Best of Twitter from August 24, 2021

Hello everyone! Today is Tuesday and we all know what that means: Only three days left on which we have to fight the urge to throw an unknown number of technical devices out of the …

KFC had 11 secret herbs and spices and nobody questioned it for years but suddenly you want to know what’s in the Covid vaccine

Best of Twitter from August 23, 2021

Yes, yes! It’s the little things that sweeten our dreary everyday life and make it a little better, right? Whether it’s a pretty flower growing on the roadside, having a scoop of your favorite ice cream, …

I am 32 years old and still deeply terrified that consuming anything from the hotel room minibar will bankrupt my entire family somehow

Best of Twitter from August 22, 2021

Welcome to today’s Sunday edition of Best of Twitter. You might not know this but most of us probably spent this weekend doing the same thing – exactly, discovering the ultimate fun of the milk …