microdosing a healthy lifestyle by eating a baby carrot every 6 months

Best of Twitter from April 12, 2021

Welcome to another episode of Monday. It’s a beautiful day, or isn’t it? Sun is shining, temperature is pretty sweet and everybody is off to a fresh start into a new exciting week. Sounds good …

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You really have to respect the versatility of mint. Good in cocktails, chocolate, with meat, in ice cream, as tea. Just at home in a salad as it is in a cigarette. A whole genre of sweets that are just called “mints”. And it’s the only mainstream toothpaste flavour. Insane herb.

Best of Twitter from April 11, 2021

Ladies and gentlemen! Gather! Gather for the Sunday meeting in the name of humour and wit. Enjoy 10 selected Twitter gems and let yourself be inspired. We wish you a lot of fun!

Best of Twitter from April 10, 2021

It’s Saturday, for most of us the weekend mode finally kicked in (with a little help from our italian friend in a big wine glass), and even the weather took a turn. It doesn’t feel …

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My child got sent to Zoom detention for not paying attention in Zoom 4th grade. Email said here’s the link to access the room to serve detention. I swear I’m trying so hard to take this life seriously.

Best of Twitter from April 9, 2021

Yes, dear friends, the time has finally come: It’s Friday. Two days of unlimited freedom lie ahead of us – well, limited by the usual restrictions like paying rent or watching politicians make stupid decisions. …

the number of billionaires in the world increased by 30% during the pandemic in case you thought we were all in this together

Best of Twitter from April 8, 2021

One more day, folks. Just one more day, and we survived another week. So instead of getting killed by the hand of a deadly virus, burn out or walking across a crowded street while reading …

Getting offered to be vaccinated with AstraZeneca is the new “Is Pepsi ok?“

Best of Twitter from April 7, 2021

The quarantine has done a lot to us. Some have learned new skills, some have found the path to their inner self, some have leveled up their baking or cooking skills, and some have learned …

It's been like twelve years now and I'm still haunted by the straight lady who asked me "when lesbians have sex, how do they decide when they're done?"

Best of Twitter from April 6, 2021

Once again we come to the conclusion that vaccines are basically like politics: everyone has a very specific opinion, while most people couldn’t explain the basics. Recently, we’ve heard a lot about the potential side …

a new thing i am trying when my brain is being a real asshole is reminding it that i have it caged inside my skeleton and therefore it is a prisoner

Best of Twitter from April 5, 2021

Welcome back fellow fans and tweeties, it’s Monday again! But this time it is indeed a good one, or is it? At least for those who have a day off thanks to the cute little …

I’ll turn on a 2 hour movie just to eat my food in 2 minutes and 17 seconds

Best of Twitter from April 4, 2021

You know what’s really interesting to watch? How everyday things, especially those to which we paid little attention before the pandemic, have become a real luxury good. Have you noticed, for example, how expensive disinfectant …

Best of Twitter from April 3, 2021

It’s Saturday, most of us have a long weekend ahead of us, but you can’t even perform a nice, relaxing witchcraft ritual, because you have to respect other strange belief systems. Even if they involve …