i think like all mothers, all earth probably wants on her day is for everyone to clean their shit up and stop leaving all the damn lights on

Best of Twitter from April 23, 2021

It is Friday, yippie, and just like every week we are forced to plan a weekend full of activities and overdue errands – so that they can be postponed for another weekend, of course. But …

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I was supposed to get my vaccine today, but I woke up feeling awful and got tested I got covid THE DAY BEFORE MY VACCINE FML

Best of Twitter from April 22, 2021

More and more people are being vaccinated and the graveness of the situation is slowly becoming less serious. For example, Pfizer is offered as soup of the day at a vaccination center. Humor is the …

Chauvin is the 7th on-duty cop to be convicted of murder since 2005, out of around 15,000 police killings in that time.

Best of Twitter from April 21, 2021

There’s finally a verdict in the George Floyd case! Ex-cop Derek Chauvin was found guilty on all counts. The exact penalty has yet to be determined, but Chauvin will probably face a long prison sentence. …

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A man murdered his girlfriend for trying to leave him and shot her 4-year-old son in the head, but please tell us more about how women are more emotionally unstable than men.

Best of Twitter from April 20, 2021

It’s Tuesday evening and that means the worst is already behind us. Sure, mathematically the majority of the week is still ahead of us, but hey, Monday usually costs us at least 85% of our …

i know walt disney is sweating in his grave watching a yellow sponge slowly replace mickey mouse as the most iconic cartoon figure

Best of Twitter from April 19, 2021

If Monday was a music genre we are not sure whether it would be polka, twelve-tone music or some half-naked dude playing bagpipe for the first time. We prefer easy listening classics anyway. But sometimes …

Guys!! SHE SAID YESSS!!!! I asked her if she has a boyfriend

Best of Twitter from April 18, 2021

Things you will learn today: Nature can be fun. Having parents isn’t so funny sometimes. Covid vaccination also has disadvantages. And the sensation: We reveal the secret how the British Museum got all of its …

Best of Twitter from April 17, 2021

It’s Saturday, and the weather finally looks at least a little bit like spring. So there’s no need to stay alone at home with a bottle of wine, even during a pandemic you can go …

i ordered 6 bananas and the instacart guy brought 6 BUNCHES of bananas so now my apartment looks like fuckin donkey kong country

Best of Twitter from April 16, 2021

Yes, once again the week is over and two days of peace and quiet lie ahead of us. That is, unless you caught a lumbago this morning trying to pick up the kid who got …

I think the thing I miss the most from childhood is waking up not tired

Best of Twitter from April 15, 2021

The Internet can be very manipulative, especially when it comes to buying decisions. We see something cool on social media and immediately start googling where to buy it and how much it costs. However, it …

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Best of Twitter from April 14, 2021

A busy day is coming to an end and what’s better than a cool beer or a glass of wine? Maybe on the balcony or in the garden? Just enjoy a nice and warm spring …