Not saying my attention span is shot but there was a 26 second clip of never before seen footage from the surface of another planet and at the 10 second mark I was like “I think I get it” and just swiped it away.

Best of Twitter from February 23, 2021

Now the NASA rover is sending not only images and videos but also sounds! In case you haven’t heard it yet, it sounds a little like mom forgot to hang up after she called to …

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Do dogs understand elevators or are they just like ok it's time to get into the world changer

Best of Twitter from February 22, 2021

Don’t get too excited, folks! It’s just another Monday. Covid is still torturing our lives like a never ending TikTok dance challenge. Sorry, no fresh start can be expected here. The only good thing is …

When I was five, I found out my grandpa had a twin, when I saw him after my grandpa's funeral. A fucking heads up would have been nice.

Best of Twitter from February 21, 2021

There’s a certain romance about sitting down on a Sunday evening, reflecting on the last weekend: sleeping in, spending quality time with family and friends, the first signs of spring! That is unless you are …

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Best of Twitter from February 20, 2021

The weekend has finally arrived and so have the first signs of spring. At least for those of us not living in a part of the hemisphere where winter just started. Or, you know, Texas. …

rick riordan had a neurodivergent kid struggling through school in the early aughts and instead of writing some story where the mc "overcomes" their disability, he created an entire universe of books with disabled protagonists who save the day without compromising who they are

Best of Twitter from February 19, 2021

Okay, 2021 is back on the apocalyptic track. That is at least if you live in the US state of Texas where nearly 12 million people have been advised to boil tap water before consuming …

Best of Twitter from February 18, 2021

It’s Thursday, so officially second half time! Unofficially a good reason to drink half a bottle of wine, just to celebrate the incoming weekend. Actually, today deserves a full bottle. The surprising news of the …

IF I SAY GOODNIGHT AND AN HOUR LATER YOU SEE ME ONLINE IT'S NOT THAT I LIED, IT'S JUST THAT I FAILED

Best of Twitter from February 17, 2021

Ah yes, the Internet. A lovely place full of pixels, information, entertainment and ehm… porn. For a moment, just think about what you would have achieved without the world wide web today. It could be …

“What is your gender if you don’t mind me asking. I wouldn’t want to assume and offend you” - 15 year old patient being more articulate/thoughtful than most doctors I know

Best of Twitter from February 16, 2021

Once again we saddled the four horses of the apocalypse to venture into the depths of the Twitter universe. It was no easy ride, but as usual we managed to reappear unharmed and with a …

how is beauty and the beast a “tale as old as time”? a lady hooks up with a big dog, and all the candles in the house start talking? I hope that hasn’t happened before

Best of Twitter from February 15, 2021

Hell no! Not you again, Monday. Our weekend was disappointing enough and yes we’re talking about Oompa Loompa’s second Impeachment and this crazy capitalist abomination called Valentine’s Day. To be fair, it could be far …

My middle school teacher who yelled that “Wikipedia wasn’t a reliable source” every day is sharing vaccine conspiracy theories on Facebook.

Best of Twitter from February 14, 2021

Good news for all enemies of democracy! Injustice has prevailed and Donald Trump has not been convicted. Though we’re not sure whether this is the result he was going for, considering that his legal defense …