Best of Twitter from February 13, 2021

Hello hello and welcome to the Saturday version of Best of Twitter. On our right we have Harry Potter on a sex hotline, on our left the Pixar security guards. And while this sounds like …

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Accidentally creating Christianity

Best of Twitter from February 12, 2021

Congratulations, if you’re reading this you successfully made it through another week without going completely insane! And let’s be clear: not everyone did. Basically, we’re not even sure whether we are walking on the right …

Best of Twitter from February 11, 2021

We’re almost there, friends. Just one more day and it’s weekend! Not everyone can work totally drunk, like Trump’s lawyers obviously do. Here’s a little advice: Even if you defend one of the shittiest persons …

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Abolish the 5 day work week. Life shouldn’t revolve around work. And rest can’t always be taken within a 2 day weekend. 4 work days with a 3 day weekend seems like a good compromise.

Best of Twitter from February 10, 2021

Ah yes, these lovely Wednesdays in the middle of the week. Some will celebrate and some will mourn, but both groups are right while facing a philosophical dilemma. As you may know a dilemma is …

I'm a 53 year old recovering addict who screwed up my life a great deal. I have almost 5 years clean. I started college in the fall and just got notified- I made the Dean's List!!

Best of Twitter from February 9, 2021

Okay, it seems like this whole Football thing is over. Or as Europe calls it: whatever, that ball has a funny shape. Sure, there might be better ideas than hosting an event with 25,000 visitors …

Therapist: you don’t love yourself Me: so true king. Here’s $80

Best of Twitter from February 8, 2021

Monday is one of the most powerful and terrifying days ever created. It was once crafted by the Dark Lord Sauron in the fire of Orodruin, also known as Mount Doom or your mom’s kitchen, …

After turning 35, men must make a decision; to either get really into World War 2 history, or really into smoking various meats

Best of Twitter from February 7, 2021

Just in case you don’t know what to do with yourself in the last hours of this winterly Sunday we have a suggestion. Why don’t you set up an application for amazon. We heard there’s …

Best of Twitter from February 6, 2021

It’s Saturday and Europe is expecting a significant snowstorm. Let’s be honest, friends: who had „unstable polar vortex brings extreme arctic weather“ on their 2021 bingo card? Yeah, we neither. It’s basically the murder hornets …

is it so funny to me that acting awards are separated by gender. yeah nice oscar.... for a GIRL

Best of Twitter from February 5, 2021

Today, dear friends, you might observe a strange phenomenon in your neighborhood. Just look out of the window and watch all those little meerkats putting their tiny heads out of their burrows, sniffing and checking …

Best of Twitter from February 4, 2021

One more day until the weekend will greet us with open arms, may it be a warm hug or to finally strangle us and take us out of this misery called „living through a pandemic: …