Whatever happens in this election, the fact that this election is competitive even after the last four years will be a stain on our country forever.

Best of Twitter from November 4, 2020

A strenuous day comes to an end and there is still no finish line in sight. Because no matter how the election turns out, it won’t get any easier either: Should Trump win, well, we …

date: what do u do me: i race horses date: have u been successful me: no they are much faster

Best of Twitter from November 2, 2020

With election night just a few hours away, Monday is not the scariest thing this week. Yes, of course it could be much worse. We could be right in the middle of a climate crisis …

Me seeing a regular baby: ok Me seeing a baby in any costume: IM GONNA... IM GONNA FREAKIN LOSE IT!!!!! ARE YOU JOKING ME???? THIS BABY IS A LION?? THIS BABY!!! HES TOO LITTLE TO BE A LION! OK WHAT

Best of Twitter from November 1, 2020

Well, have you survived Halloween well? Maybe a little bit hung up? Don’t worry, it’s Sunday. Treat yourself to a little break and a quiet day before the big storm starts. We do not yet …

Best of Twitter from October 31, 2020

It’s finally Halloween and only a few days left, until the Hunger Gam…we mean the US presidential election takes place. To sum up this week: Leading experts are warning strongly against massive civil unrest after …

The most embarrassing thing about the U.S. having another civil war is it’s not even for a new reason

Best of Twitter from October 30, 2020

Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, welcome, welcome to a new Friday-edition of our Daily in this circus of a year. For better or worse, we still have a director, a clown, and a …

"i can't wait for 2020 to be over" babe there's a whole nother year after this and then maybe even some other years

Best of Twitter from October 29, 2020

Autumn time is hipster time. Again we see masses of scarves the size of tents wandering the streets. Often accompanied by the associated beanie and a Pumpkin Spiced Latte from Starbucks. But hey, somehow this …

The word 'his' appears in the Bible 8,472 times. The word 'hers' features three times.

Best of Twitter from October 28, 2020

In America the elections are imminent, Germany fears a second lockdown while half of Europe is already in lockdown for the second time. In China, on the other hand, the second wave has failed and …

Best of Twitter from October 27, 2020

So, seven days until the United States presidential election takes place. Is everyone prepared? Flamethrower and survival kit, a wide selection of booze and of course silver bullets. You never know if and when Trump …

"i like ur music taste" thanks its a cry for help

Best of Twitter from October 26, 2020

Hello and thank you for traveling through the internet with Best of Twitter today. A few announcements as we begin. Please keep your seat belts fastened at all times. Take a moment to look around …