Best of Twitter from June 26, 2021

Blessed be the days, the weekend has finally arrived. Not to be religious at all, but kudos to the idea of a holy Sunday. And what’s holier than celebrating nature and your undying soul? In …

the most dangerous game to play is “resting your eyes” in the morning after shutting off your alarm

Best of Twitter from June 25, 2021

It’s Friday and with a little bit of luck we might even be able to pretend that there are about 60 hours of total relaxation ahead of us. Which of course is completely sufficient to …

Best of Twitter from June 24, 2021

Can you feel it? There’s something in the air. It smells like…energy. Joy. Freedom. It’s the smell of the upcoming weekend! Only one more day, then unlike the bitter, revolting and somehow slightly depressing smell …

Whenever I leave a restaurant, I always stop by a random table and say, “Thank you for taking care of our check.”

Best of Twitter from June 23, 2021

Life is like a box of chocolate. If you leave it in your car on a hot and sweaty day it will melt… uhm no. That doesn’t seem right. Let’s try another. If life gives …

I asked my friend (who posted pics of her infected bikini wax on Facebook last summer) if she was vaccinated and she told me that was a “deeply personal question”.

Best of Twitter from June 22, 2021

Hello on this wonderful Tuesday evening on which the usual «still not middle of the week» depression is kicking in hard! Maybe it helps a little to realize that everything could be far worse. For …

seems wrong that thousands of people have to work in awful conditions so jeff bezos can fly to space and have a house with 25 bathrooms but sadly there’s simply no other way to organize an economy

Best of Twitter from June 21, 2021

Today is the longest day of the year in the northern hemisphere known as summer solstice, estival solstice or as some people call it: midsummer. This event occurs when one of the Earth’s poles has …

My dad invited his friend Barry over (via text) on his day off. Turned out he invited the wrong Barry. Currently the wrong Barry is here, whilst everybody else is doing their best to pretend he isn’t the wrong Barry and I’m silently shrieking

Best of Twitter from June 20, 2021

Yep, it’s official. The weekend is over and slowly but inexorably the day lurches in a steep downward spiral towards another ride in the good old «alarm clock-labor-dinner-netflix» carousel. Time to accept that once again …

Best of Twitter from June 19, 2021

It’s Saturday, the hottest day of the year so far and while we are slowly melting away in front of our computer screens, people are having fun in parks or, if they’re extremly lucky, at …

I smiled at a woman in Columbus Circle. She smiled at me. We exchanged pleasantries about the beautiful day. Then she bent over, picked up a couple of oak leaves from the gutter, sniffed them, and ate them. I will see you all in another 15 months.

Best of Twitter from June 18, 2021

It’s Friday, everyone! That one day of the week that probably no one can screw up. In fact, all you can do is make it even better with the best Tweets. Today with a pediatrician …

Best of Twitter from June 17, 2021

It’s getting hot in here. And no, we’re not talking about the beloved (and thankfully forgotten) 90s song, neither have we looked in the mirror by accident. Who does that anyway after a year of …