6 year old: “Mom can you have another baby?” Me: “Why sweetie?” 6: “Because I like meeting new people!” PANDEMIC MUST END, STAT. I CANNOT BE TASKED WITH LITERALLY MAKING FRIENDS.

Best of Twitter from March 3, 2021

The differences between the generations are undeniable. But sometimes things are not as simple as they seem. . This is how one generation can quickly become cooler than the other actually thought. You can find …

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Stop glamorizing “the grind” and start glamorizing getting 7+ hours of sleep at night, having healthy relationships, feeling safe at work, taking sick days, being paid a living wage, working hard when you’re at work, boundaries, and self-caring your way to success.

Best of Twitter from March 2, 2021

Yessss! We successfully made it through another week and … Wait! What? It’s only Tuesday you’re saying? All right, we’re sorry but these days it’s hard to keep track of the dates, right? Basically, we …

Best of Twitter from March 01, 2021

So we meet again, Monday. My old friend. My even older enemy. Sometimes the beginning of a week feels like a scene from one of those old western movies, where two unwashed (but very handsome) …

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Normalize not telling your boss what your day off is for.

Best of Twitter from February 28, 2021

Another week has already passed and we have searched for the crème de la crème of Twitter for you. Today we present you a revolutionary version of the classic sandwich, the ultimate alternative to drugs, …

Best of Twitter from February 27, 2021

It’s Saturday and while the spring weather is taking a quick break, so does our motivation to get back to work on Monday. Here we are, clinging to the last 24 hours of the weekend …

"Europeans live longer because of olive oil, red wine and nuts" Also they can go to the doctor any time they want and not go bankrupt

Best of Twitter from February 26, 2021

So congratulations, we successfully made it through another week full of yelling, fighting, and throwing food – or as other people call it: family. Just kidding, there’s obviously no better thing on earth than spending …

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Best of Twitter from February 25, 2021

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I know more about Tiger Woods’ accident than where to find a vaccine for my parents.

Best of Twitter from February 24, 2021

A vaccination appointment is probably one of the most sought-after things in the world. Except, of course, for the super rich. After all, some tour operators have announced so-called vaccination holidays. A relaxing trip of …

Not saying my attention span is shot but there was a 26 second clip of never before seen footage from the surface of another planet and at the 10 second mark I was like “I think I get it” and just swiped it away.

Best of Twitter from February 23, 2021

Now the NASA rover is sending not only images and videos but also sounds! In case you haven’t heard it yet, it sounds a little like mom forgot to hang up after she called to …