Best of Twitter from December 12, 2020

So, we recently heard that, instead of work christmas parties, there are virtual parties. Which has a lot of advantages. You can’t pass out drunk while falling into the the decorations, you won’t tell your …

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Somebody's boyfriend reached out to me today and paid for his girlfriend's full branding suite for 2021 in full - website, social media revamp, the whole nine. His Christmas gift to her was a full branding package for her new business. I will never settle, period.

Best of Twitter from December 11, 2020

Taylor Swift just announced the release of her second studio album in 2020 or as some folks on Twitter put it: This year, the singer did more for the US than the entire Trump family. …

can u imagine if someobody privatized air and literally started selling air for profit that would be crazy lol anyway i gotta go pay my water bill before my landlord kicks me out of my apt

Best of Twitter from December 10, 2020

Isn’t it funny how Trump still insists on having won the election? If you look at his Twitter timeline, almost every tweet has the warning „Multiple sources called this election differently“. Recently he even asked …

pretty weird how no one in the White House wears a mask and everyone in the White House is getting covid. if only there were some obvious conclusion we could draw from this

Best of Twitter from December 9, 2020

Getting into the Christmas spirit? Or rather in Christmas panic because not all the presents have arrived yet? Don’t worry, last minute usually brings the best ideas! And while you’re thinking, maybe our Daily can …

Best of Twitter from December 8, 2020

So everyone survived the infamous Monday? Thank God, not that it will get any better. But before you totally give up on this week (not that it would matter, we’re pretty sure that 2020 is …

Best of Twitter from December 7, 2020

It’s Monday or as we kindly refer to it, the curse of the week, spawn of Satan, patron of everything that’s unholy. After a nice, relaxing weekend with your favourite persons (you, yourself and the …

There’s really only 2 types of days in quarantine: days packages come and days packages don’t come

Best of Twitter from December 6, 2020

We wish you a wonderful day with your loved ones on this Sunday! Make yourself comfortable and enjoy the pre-Christmas season with tea, pastries and our Daily!

Best of Twitter from December 5, 2020

It’s Saturday and while Trump is finally admitting defeat, or at least getting closer to it, monoliths are suddenly appearing all over the world. In the year of Satan 2020 everything is possible. We are …

Best of Twitter from December 4, 2020

Hey, has Donald Trump pardoned you yet? No? Well, then congratulations, chances are you neither committed a federal crime nor are not closely related to him. It’s a tough call, but if you ever have …

i wonder if artists see themselves at the top people’s 60,000+ hour spotify wrapped like “wow that person gave me at least $3.74”

Best of Twitter from December 3, 2020

While the days are getting colder and the consumption of alcoho…ummm…tea in the home office is increasing dramatically, a lot has happened today: Spotify has released personalized “wrapped ups” for 2020, forcing many people to …