Best of Twitter from July 22, 2021

It’s Thursday, which means the weekend is arriving like the Roadrunner on organic fair-trade cocaine (yes, that’s a thing now), so let’s try not to be Wile E. Coyote for once by already planning totally …

I miss the old days were billionaires’ vanity projects was to build 1000 public libraries or giant music venues.

Best of Twitter from July 21, 2021

Yes, summer is the hottest of the four different seasons and is associated with lots of sunny days or warm weather. In almost all countries, kids are out of school during this time of the …

I bought myself a house, after 4 months of work (and waiting out my apt lease) I moved in, slept my 1st night in it. When I was a boy in foster care I used to think before sleep, “someday I’ll have my very own house and nobody will tell me I have to leave”. Now that is true.

Best of Twitter from July 20, 2021

Today is July 20th and we are stuck somewhere in the weekly Bermuda Triangle between Monday and Friday. Deep down, you know there must be land somewhere, but basically it makes more sense to dive …

I’m old enough to remember when vaccine passports were called immunization records and literally no one was pissed at that.

Best of Twitter from July 19, 2021

The start of a new workweek is triggering overwhelming feelings of anxiety or great sadness? Guess what, you might have Monday blues or you just hate life in general. Need some good advice? We’ve got …

I’ve accidentally sent my mum picture of my boobs so I followed it up with medical questions and booked a mammogram

Best of Twitter from July 18, 2021

Is everybody celebrating that slow rise of desperation despite the usual try to knock it out with our religious Sunday evening «tomorrow I’m gonna start a new life/diet/Instagram account» attitude? Yep, horrible Monday is getting …

Best of Twitter from July 17, 2021

It’s finally Saturday, so it’s also time to get out the good wine. Instead of the cheap after work bottle you usually down because it «helps you focus after a long day» aka fall asleep …

my 6 year old doesn’t talk, so i don’t know she had a great day or a bad day at school, but she walked in, immediately turned on minecraft, bombed a nearby village to pieces, and then went home to her underground den of 600 meowing cats

Best of Twitter from July 16, 2021

Yeaaaah, it’s Friday. Almost sure. Sorry, we are not in the mood to check but deducing from the sour smell of red wine and desperation coming from the boss’s office it seems possible. Sherlock Holmes …

Best of Twitter from July 15, 2021

One more day until you can already feel the weekend, the gentle touch of a half emptied, cheap bottle of wine, the smell of despair while looking for the leftover pizza at 4am and, of …

I wouldn’t go to space even if I was invited because I know what’s my business and what’s not

Best of Twitter from July 14, 2021

Hooray! Wednesday is the fifth least favorite day of the week. No, we won’t get too excited and will not dance around in our underpants but it’s not too sad. So anyway, if you want …

random man outside the dive bar said "you are so beautiful" to my two female friends and then followed up to me with "im working on my homophobia. you're beautiful too"

Best of Twitter from July 13, 2021

Good evening and welcome back to the thoughtful, inspiring, uplifting, and quite frankly, mostly disturbing depths of Twitter. Once again we did what every queen bee does: Send out our little workers into a hostile …