If online shopping can’t make you happy, then maybe we can help. Here are our Top ten Tweets from Today!
trump: look, i know people. the best people. and here’s what they say, they say to me listen. we are people.
biden: i just saw a bird in the rafters. love birds. i think my favorite is the-
moderator: my question was about healthcare
— randy (@randypaint) April 8, 2020
Today is 3 wks in quarantine w/o sugar. Walking 3 miles a day, no meat, dairy or flour! I feel great! No alcohol & vegan diet! A 2 hr home workout everyday. Lost 14 lbs & gained muscle mass! I have no idea whose tweet this is but I’m proud of them so I decided to copy & paste it!
— Christine ❤️🐓🐑🐶🐱🦆🏳️🌈 (@christine_p_33) April 9, 2020
This is Stevie. He was born with cerebellar hypoplasia. There’s no pain associated. He’s just at a higher risk of dancing in puddles. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/L8Oshvx4kr
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) April 9, 2020
Wife: I’m so bored
Me: we could have sex
Wife: not that bored
— Obi Wan Punobi (@ObiWanPunobi) April 9, 2020
“ Bitch I hope you ain’t sell my kids to pay rent, im missing 2 “ pic.twitter.com/6I8FxBFM6H
— jay💙 (@x0juhleeuh) April 9, 2020
ok so i see April and May is cancelled… do we hear June?! June for 600?!
— jiggaman (@jiggyjayy2) April 9, 2020
how about no president this year just say fuck it and freestyle
— rat mic 𖤐 (@sliccmic) April 8, 2020
Unfortunately the stuff I ordered online did not bring me happiness but I will be conducting the experiment three to four more times just to make sure
— Hannah Schauer (@schauer_me) April 9, 2020
It’s crazy how 6 months ago blacking out alone in your house was a sign of alcoholism but now it’s just a normal Tuesday
— Mat (@matchu_chutrain) April 9, 2020
Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium. pic.twitter.com/aiGEkhjwhI
— cluedont (@cluedont) April 8, 2020