It’s Saturday, for most of us the weekend mode finally kicked in (with a little help from our italian friend in a big wine glass), and even the weather took a turn. It doesn’t feel like leaving your igloo every morning anymore, some would even say this April still has the potential to be a nice late February, with temperatures above zero at night. And while half of Twitter is mourning the death of a 99 year old man, the other half is mocking the first half for being too emotional, while they are upset about the death of a rapper from the 90s. People are very, very strange. Not strange at all are our gems, so please have fun. Or mourn. In an igloo. You know what, just do what you like and have a great weekend!
#1:
Please welcome Prince Phillip to the haunted mansion ride
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) April 9, 2021
#2:
mary: i’m pregnant
joseph: how? we haven’t had sex
mary: um idk.. god
joseph: ok 👍😄
— cor y (@soldierboy69_) April 9, 2021
#3:
how you know the vaccine is working pic.twitter.com/Xic9oJhB1O
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) April 9, 2021
#4:
If I ever say Friyay it means that I'm wearing a wire
— ho baby 😉 (@ThisLocalHater) April 9, 2021
#5:
something about my face reads, “please, mentally-unwell stranger, tell me all about your failed marriage over the course of this subway ride.”
— NurseBrianRN (@rn_murse) April 9, 2021
#6:
i don’t give parenting advice bc i don’t have kids but i was at an engagement party once where a toddler was walking around drinking a bud light and i had to step in bc craft beers taste better.
— .:RiotGrl:. (@RiotGrlErin) April 7, 2021
#7:
ok the queen is single just as the clubs are about to open up 👀
— Doug (@DougEatDoug) April 9, 2021
#8:
if they made alexa a male, every answer would start with “well actually…”
— cella paz (@cellapaz) April 8, 2021
#9:
Nobody offers to show me a cool rock they found anymore adulthood is so dumb.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) April 9, 2021
#10:
How do you do, fellow trees? pic.twitter.com/ip7tLPRzV1
— Goats? (@Gooooats) April 8, 2021
