This weekend the birthday of the easter bunny will be celebrated all around the world. It’s a beautiful tradition, although a bit less crowded than the last years due to the lockdown in most places. But next time we hope to see children everywhere once again gathering easter eggs to hunt down the slowest bunny and dance around the chocolate tree. Until then, please enjoy our Daily!
#1:
When this is over can we keep the taped personal space markers in the stores?
— Darlin’ Darla (@Darlainky) April 11, 2020
#2:
Whose quarantined mom is this? pic.twitter.com/7OVmti5ZzD
— WhatserName (@IamEveryDayPpl) April 8, 2020
#3:
boss: we’re going to do a random drug test
me: oh boy I hope I get cocaine
— tom (@pilau) April 10, 2020
#4:
You ever have an idea so dumb you get concerned that the brain that came up with it is the same one responsible for keeping you alive?
— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) April 11, 2020
#5:
me: *donates two bucks to guy outside gas station*
guy: *takes off mask to reveal he’s actually wikipedia* i got you i finally got you
— your new dad (@drankturpentine) April 10, 2020
#6:
Me before quarantine vs. me after quarantine pic.twitter.com/n8f56h48gq
— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) April 10, 2020
#7:
My downstairs neighbors have been pretty obnoxious lately, so I’ve been fighting back by playing really loud music. I never thought I would say these words, but I have weaponized Phil Collins
— Eternal Samnation (@portmanteauface) April 10, 2020
#8:
Booze is hand sanitizer for the soul.
— The Untastic Mr. Fitz (@UnFitz) April 11, 2020
#9:
My kid just caught me making the stupidest fucking face for no reason other than I am losing my damn mind but he’s six so I just looked him dead in the eye and said “no one will believe you” and then moonwalked into into his brother who I didn’t see standing there
— clean slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) April 10, 2020
#10:
You’re not a true introvert unless you flinch in fear every time you hear the sound of a car door slamming outside your house.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) March 3, 2020
