We, the Best of Twitter team, were looking for Easter eggs on our timelines on Twitter today and have put together a little Easter nest for you. We wish you a happy Easter! Stay well!
#1:
If you don’t come out of this quarantine with either:
1) a piece of your soul trapped in antique jewelry
2) the ability to encase a traveler in thorned vines
3) A crow familiar to commune with the old godsYou didn’t ever lack the time, you lacked the discipline.
— Fossilized Tree Resin (@Jamberee13) April 4, 2020
#2:
Men are so dramatic. You can tell a man “i don’t like when you joke about that” and they’ll respond with “ok, fine. I’ll just never speak again.”
— $ammy (@theylovesammy__) April 11, 2020
#3:
“What if we gave every mom an absolute dumptruck ass” -pixar
— philip matarese (@philorphilip) April 11, 2020
#4:
At 94 years old, I never imagined that i'd ever be new to anything again, but i'm new to Twitter! This is my first Tweetle. This will show my grandson that I can get down with the young ones. The only problem I have, is getting back up again!
— Bryony Burrell (@lifeofbryony) April 10, 2020
#5:
I don’t care who your dad is, this is an illegal gathering. #Easter #EasterWeekend #EasterAtHome pic.twitter.com/A76hd7cyux
— You Have One Job, Stay Indoors (@_youhadonejob1) April 11, 2020
#6:
In addition to "It's cool," what other death threats do women use?
— St. Vincent (@CynicVII) April 10, 2020
#7:
Oh, you're a Joe Biden fan? Name three of his complete sentences.
— Lena (@banalplay) April 10, 2020
#8:
At the grocery store with a mask on, still smiling at everyone out of habit like some kind of squinty psychopath
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) April 11, 2020
#9:
Let’s Make America Smart Again
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) April 11, 2020
#10:
sometimes you watch a person’s Instagram story and you’re like “oh ok their ex must still be watching these”
— Niccole Thurman (@niccolethurman) April 10, 2020
