Welcome to another episode of Monday. It’s a beautiful day, or isn’t it? Sun is shining, temperature is pretty sweet and everybody is off to a fresh start into a new exciting week. Sounds good to you? But please, no shouting or cheering. If you have to, show your inappropriate love for this horrible day by clapping your hands silently. Also maintain an appropriate distance in case you meet someone who looks angry or traumatized. Buy this person a beer or at least a coffee. Thanks in advance! Here is your reward: Our 10 gems for today.
#1:
— ؘ (@cottaegecore) April 9, 2021
#2:
did you sleep well?
me : pic.twitter.com/Hi4YgnybOa
— hujjah🍁 (@hujjaahh) April 9, 2021
#3:
i lost my teenage years to strict parents now i’m losing my twenties to the pandemic and then i’ll lose my thirties to the climate crisis pic.twitter.com/ELilNJ6XG5
— vin (@peachcrisis) April 8, 2021
#4:
Girlboss behavior is waking up at 7 am from anxiety but staying in bed til noon because you’re paralyzed by the fear of facing reality
— julia hava (@binchcity) April 8, 2021
#5:
his name is grape soda pic.twitter.com/bfKCFZhI5A
— cora 🙂 (@coraraejepsen) April 10, 2021
#6:
— Women Posting Their W's (@womenpostingws) April 12, 2021
#7:
No one tells you how it’s nearly impossible to make friends as an adult if you don’t work at a regular job or go to school or church
— Fiona Applebum says Block Shaun King 🍎 (@WrittenByHanna) April 7, 2021
#8:
the NBA should have one day a year where everyone plays in jeans
— Sam Fishell (@SamFishell) April 10, 2021
#9:
microdosing a healthy lifestyle by eating a baby carrot every 6 months
— ꧁Madimoiselle꧂ (@drivingmemadi) April 8, 2021
#10:
The funniest thing the pandemic has shown me is how many people’s entire personality is “eat at restaurants”
— Magnum, T.I.(m). (@PostinMonkey) April 11, 2021