Oh, boy! It‘s monday the 13th. WE‘RE DOOMED! Protect yourselves and be aware of one hell of an unholy demon. He has two extremely long ears, nasty big pointy teeth, grey fur and lays shiny colorful eggs. Pretty scary, right? Only the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is capable to defeat this monster. So, if you don’t have one, stay where you are, do not open the door and enjoy our gems of the day.
#1:
Not all fashion shows are cancelled 🎉 pic.twitter.com/4jguK5artS
— Natalia Antonova 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@NataliaAntonova) April 10, 2020
#2:
sorry for not responding i don’t care about anything anymore
— justin (@farringt0n) April 11, 2020
#3:
go ahead and get in the pond since u wanna act like a silly goose
— 𝐍𝐢𝐤 (@WrongN1K) April 8, 2020
#4:
spent a lifetime workin on my “don’t be alarmed neighborino i’m just a friendly passerby” smile for white people and now i gotta walk around with a bandana on my mouth. this is bullshit
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) April 11, 2020
#5:
German president Steinmeier in TV address to the nation:
"No, this pandemic is not a war. Nations do not stand against nations, nor soldiers against soldiers. Rather it is a test of our humanity. It brings out the best and worst in people. Let's show each other the best in us."
— Jeremy Cliffe (@JeremyCliffe) April 11, 2020
#6:
this strawberry pie recipe video is art 😩 pic.twitter.com/13JYgZDth9
— Dodai Stewart💥 (@dodaistewart) April 12, 2020
#7:
did not expect 2020 to start with a pandemic and a quarantine where my only sense of time is a video of a cock destroyer going "FUCK! its sunday…"
— ً (@dahyunjins) April 12, 2020
#8:
I swear, lockdown is discovering the geniuses among uspic.twitter.com/zherKRgY19
— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) April 12, 2020
#9:
boss: we’re going to do a random drug test
me: oh boy I hope I get cocaine
— tom (@pilau) April 10, 2020
#10:
By age 30 you should have:
– a song you associate with a terrible memory but sometimes play on repeat despite the fact that it hurts you deeply
– a beverage you’re not sure you like but order at the bar because you feel like it matches the persona you’ve crafted
– mental anguish— Fossilized Tree Resin (@Jamberee13) April 8, 2020
