A busy day is coming to an end and what’s better than a cool beer or a glass of wine? Maybe on the balcony or in the garden? Just enjoy a nice and warm spring evening. And what better way to do that than with 10 funny Tweets that sweeten the evening?
I’m all for safety but women have been getting blood clots from birth control for decades and they haven’t tried particularly hard to modify that
— Rebecca Fishbein (@bfishbfish) April 13, 2021
Turned $3k into $1k in one week. Anyone can do it. Follow me for more investing tips.
— Allison Reichel (@AllisonReichel) April 12, 2021
garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written
— mia (@miaharaguchi) April 12, 2021
don’t look at the title of Kill Bill before you watch because it’s a bit of a spoiler
— Ella Zee 🌈👑 (@EllaZee5) April 13, 2021
me: i can’t say it
therapist: yes u can
me: it’s too hard
therapist: u can do this
— tatum (@50FirstTates) April 13, 2021
Just hearing that there are people even younger than my younger brother. How deep does this thing go?????
— Sam Taggart (@samttaggart) April 14, 2021
i always hear people say shit like “i want a weed that doesn’t make me tired” “i want a weed that doesn’t make me hungry” “i want a weed that doesn’t make it so i can’t focus at work” and it’s like… babe it sounds like you just wanna be sober
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) April 14, 2021
god, gotta love how fast "essential workers" turn into "unskilled laborers" as soon as minimum wage discourse pops up
— roo (@PissJugTycoon) April 13, 2021
I drew this pic.twitter.com/U0ruJFHmuP
— Christian Tucci (@chrtucci) April 12, 2021
do french websites use croissants?
— Lindsi with an L (@flindis) April 13, 2021