A busy day is coming to an end and what’s better than a cool beer or a glass of wine? Maybe on the balcony or in the garden? Just enjoy a nice and warm spring evening. And what better way to do that than with 10 funny Tweets that sweeten the evening?
#1:
I’m all for safety but women have been getting blood clots from birth control for decades and they haven’t tried particularly hard to modify that
— Rebecca Fishbein (@bfishbfish) April 13, 2021
#2:
Turned $3k into $1k in one week. Anyone can do it. Follow me for more investing tips.
— Allison Reichel (@AllisonReichel) April 12, 2021
#3:
garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written
— mia (@miaharaguchi) April 12, 2021
#4:
don’t look at the title of Kill Bill before you watch because it’s a bit of a spoiler
— Ella Zee 🌈👑 (@EllaZee5) April 13, 2021
#5:
me: i can’t say it
therapist: yes u can
me: it’s too hard
therapist: u can do this
me: worcestershire
— tatum (@50FirstTates) April 13, 2021
#6:
Just hearing that there are people even younger than my younger brother. How deep does this thing go?????
— Sam Taggart (@samttaggart) April 14, 2021
#7:
i always hear people say shit like “i want a weed that doesn’t make me tired” “i want a weed that doesn’t make me hungry” “i want a weed that doesn’t make it so i can’t focus at work” and it’s like… babe it sounds like you just wanna be sober
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) April 14, 2021
#8:
god, gotta love how fast "essential workers" turn into "unskilled laborers" as soon as minimum wage discourse pops up
— roo (@PissJugTycoon) April 13, 2021
#9:
I drew this pic.twitter.com/U0ruJFHmuP
— Christian Tucci (@chrtucci) April 12, 2021
#10:
do french websites use croissants?
— Lindsi with an L (@flindis) April 13, 2021