Isn’t it crazy that, depending on the country, we’ve lasted over a month on this whole quarantine thing? For a month now we have been working from home, never going outside, hardly ever seeing any of our friends. Instead, Skype and Zoom are experiencing a new upswing and in Germany, people, especially politicians, are experiencing for the first time that the Internet is not entirely new territory after all. We at Best of Twitter have known this for a long time and know all about it, at least on Twitter! Want a taste?
crazy how i‘ll always feel unfulfilled in life because my only aspiration as a child was to be able to bend elements like in avatar?? if it was windy out i would be like …did i? do that? 🌬are my powers awakening ,? oh the wind is slowing down?? … ah yes just as i planned
— qua-ryn-tined (@onlineryn) April 14, 2020
many think that the goal of animal crossing new horizons is to get a five star town but in reality the goal is to complete the ironwood kitchenette
— robin 🌱 (@madogems) April 14, 2020
Being quaratine is a lot like my high school experience: can’t leave the house, not having sex, full of angst and I’m thinking about going to drink Vodka in a field on a week night without telling my parents
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) April 15, 2020
fuck it gecko art museum pic.twitter.com/AFkwVb1Q6y
— AJP (@poolerity) April 13, 2020
My husband just asked me, “is that really what you’re wearing?” and my daughter immediately answered, “I’ll get the shovel” from the other room so I think she’s ready for marriage.
— Maryfairyboberry (@MaryJustice86) April 14, 2020
Everyone on this website is always like, "Eat the rich," but then Carol Baskin feeds her millionaire husband to a tiger and it's a problem, hypocrites
— G. L. (@ginadivittorio) April 13, 2020
I like how ads have gone from “buy a toyota” to “this is a difficult and uncertain time for us all…buy a toyota”
— california guy now (@InternetHippo) April 14, 2020
Millenial culture is texting someone to let them know you're going to call them so they can mentally prepare for the eventual phone call.
— skoog (@Skoog) April 14, 2020
what stage of quarantine are you all in? i’m at “getting manic obsessive about skincare”
— laura lux (@DarthLux) April 14, 2020
a frozen lasagna that you put on the bottom of a jacuzzi and then when it is fully cooked it floats to the top