Best of Twitter from April 16, 2021

Yes, once again the week is over and two days of peace and quiet lie ahead of us. That is, unless you caught a lumbago this morning trying to pick up the kid who got stuck between the chairs. If that’s the case, you’ve won a time travel to the dark ages because, surprisingly, a staggering number of civilization’s achievements presuppose being able to walk or move. For example, take a shower or, while we’re at it, other things that can only be done in the bathroom. Plus, keeping kids or pets from looting closets or playing Breaking Bad in the nursery is much easier when you can raise your arms or at least throw something on a regular basis. In the end there is only one joy left and that is our gems of the day. Please enjoy.