We all want to go back to our everyday lives, but how about we do it the right way. Let’s get this virus under control before making any decisions. With that being said, here are our Top ten Tweets from Today. Enjoy our selected Tweets and have a wonderful Friday! We’ll be back tomorrow with some more awesome content!
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star: one, and only on the first you see
genie: three, no more, no less
birthday cake: just one, and it's a secret
fountain at the mall: keep the coins comin', kid, the dirtier the better, is that gum? drop it in, baby. whatever you want you got it, oh god oh ffu
— Taming Fred Savage (@FredTaming) April 17, 2020
wife: what’s that?
me: alexa recommended it
wife: but what is it?
me: it got great reviews
wife: okay but what is it
me: it was on clearance
wife: do you even know what it is?
me: i have no fucking clue
— Josh the Alwrighty (@Tryptofantastic) April 17, 2020
ME: I dollared your mom last night
BRITISH FRIEND: what
ME: sorry I pounded your mom last night
BRITISH FRIEND: *cries Britishly*
— Swim Jeans👖 (@ShortSleeveSuit) April 17, 2020
Saw a girl crossing the street to avoid two runners without masks then get boxed in by yet another runner without a mask in the bike lane and she just screamed "FUCK ALL OF YOU" and I want her to be president
— Dan "Actually A Bad Looking Teen" Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) April 17, 2020
Sound on 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/p8VaoDQi26
— Its Not Gone Well (@itsnotgonewell) April 15, 2020
“So how was your day” -me to my boyfriend after spending every waking second with him
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) April 16, 2020
“Opening up America Again” when the curve is just beginning to flatten is like stopping your prescribed antibiotics because you started to feel better
— HunterJ (@_hunter_j3) April 16, 2020
Job applications be like :” how did u hear about us?”
Nigga why, was it a secret???
— Abdi ⛹🏽🐺 (@Abdithugger) April 16, 2020
Opening gyms? Seriously?
They might as well be called “Coronavirus Distribution Centers.”
— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) April 16, 2020
My man sittin there like “heard y’all stuck inside until May 15….hate to see it.” https://t.co/ApAmknV7CA
— Low (@LowKeyUHTN) April 16, 2020