If Monday was a music genre we are not sure whether it would be polka, twelve-tone music or some half-naked dude playing bagpipe for the first time. We prefer easy listening classics anyway. But sometimes it’s okay to dive into the endless ocean of opportunities and variety to breathe some fresh air. And that brings us to our selection of gems for today.
#1:
"you attract what you fear" AHHHHHH wealth pic.twitter.com/OjQSzZp36p
— 𝐦𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐞𝐞 (@moxiee_xx) April 16, 2021
#2:
Trying to get the bartender’s attention when you’re not hot pic.twitter.com/5H45Ol5uKP
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) April 15, 2021
#3:
i know walt disney is sweating in his grave watching a yellow sponge slowly replace mickey mouse as the most iconic cartoon figure
— James (@CaucasianJames) April 16, 2021
#4:
me on my wedding night replying “i want u so bad” under oomfs selfies pic.twitter.com/VKch3yqTgt
— motorola razr (@eyesofwadjet) April 17, 2021
#5:
— shira! (she/they) (@shiraisinspired) April 18, 2021
#6:
Fighting misinformation be like…. pic.twitter.com/fyUQBa9bT9
— Dr Ellie Murray (@EpiEllie) April 18, 2021
#7:
Today my three year old was having trouble getting dressed and he said “Can you put my shirt on” and I said “It probably wouldn’t fit me” and boy did he get mad
— non podhoretz (@crookedroads770) April 15, 2021
#8:
— dan (@TheDantagonist) April 17, 2021
#9:
y’all be in relationships too long other people wana date you too damn
— Mick (@fckyousluts) April 18, 2021
#10:
People don’t fake depression. They fake being ok. Please be kind, always.
— Leonhard Schilbach (@leoschilbach) April 18, 2021
