The days and weeks feel longer and longer. One day felt like one week, one week like one month. Isn’t it nevertheless fascinating how we adapt more and more to the situation and learn to keep ourselves busy? For those who have not yet managed to do so, hopefully, our Daily is a little help. Have fun!
My 2 year old daughter just asked me “mommy when will I get such a bazooka bangin ass like you?” He’s only 5 😂
— Eve (@evefingdonnelly) April 1, 2020
When I was in the 3rd grade, this kid revealed to everyone that he’d never had fruits other than apples, bananas, grapes, pears and oranges. So all of us,scandalized, went home told our parents & brought in fruits for him to try. He cried when he ate kiwi bc he loved it so much.
— Kayla Ancrum (@KaylaAncrum) March 31, 2020
Why the fuck did I buy a 2020 planner
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) March 31, 2020
5:00 pm: birds are amazing, I wish I had more time to enjoy nature
5:00 am: I want to murder every living bird
— Eternal Samnation (@portmanteauface) April 2, 2020
This is Toby he is now working from home… pic.twitter.com/RB6na9bUsT
— Stuart Antony (@STU_ACTOR) March 31, 2020
Days are now divided by coffee hours and alcohol hours, there is no other law
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) April 1, 2020
u know who missed? the mayans. not even fucken close. eight whole years off. morons
— randy (@randypaint) April 1, 2020
My son just asked me if I when I was little I had to stay inside for COVIDs 1 through 18
— Kerry Howley (@KerryHowley) April 1, 2020
April is about to be the longest year of my life.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 2, 2020
Sandra the Orangutan started washing her hands after observing her caretakers doing it.
— Akki (@akkitwts) April 1, 2020