So the Republicans pushed for a vote to open the economy when the democrats pushed to give out $2000 a month, that doesn’t sound suspicious at all. Heres how the conversation went down: Let’s give the American people free money. No that’s not necessary, let’s just open the economy up again. It’s a win-win for everyone. Well, that’s America for you!
My husband started another home project and he coulda just told me he wanted a divorce.
— Maryfairyboberry (@MaryJustice86) April 18, 2020
Cop: are you drunk?
Me: if I was drunk, could I do this?
*walks in a perfectly straight line*
Cop: what the hell he just walked off a cliff
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) April 20, 2020
ME: I'm going to stretch my legs
Wife: You'll never be as tall as a giraffe
ME: [strapping myself into the leg longerer] We'll see
— mo (@chuuew) April 16, 2020
I don’t know who did this.
But, yes. This. pic.twitter.com/6karbBbNPF
— Todd WASH YOUR HANDS Breasseale (@TBreassealeDHS) April 18, 2020
Gym people: This is a simple exercise you can do at home with no Gym equipment
The exercise: pic.twitter.com/Ib6aLxbhgS
— Crackhead (@CobhozaR) April 18, 2020
Gay people be like haha are we flirting or are we friends or are we friends flirting
— allumette radicale (@__arthoe__) April 19, 2020
The democrats said $2000 a month for the next 6 months and the republicans said hell naw we will open today.
— Beewalton (@QueenBeeee__) April 20, 2020
You wanna re-open the economy in THIS economy?
— Joshua Turek (@JoshuaTurek) April 18, 2020
March lasted 3 years while April going by in 4 minutes
— kenechukwu 🦋 (@nigerianprynce) April 20, 2020
idk what i expected but this was so much better pic.twitter.com/WdOwFxcm9h
— The Phenomenal One (@Juliothevillain) April 18, 2020