Hooray, it’s 420 Day! Who cares that it’s a bloody hell monday this year. We’re in lockdown anyway. April 20 is the day, when cannabis consumers and supporters around the world celebrate their lifestyle. It’s all about smoking›, chillin› and celebrating the greatest plant on earth… before munchin› your way through your fridge compartments. So stay at home, relax, and enjoy our gems of the day while you proceed to get stoned.
Jesse Eisenberg is trending so it is appropriate to share this today. pic.twitter.com/xAeEfxPZbz
— Tom Henry (@TAHenry87) April 19, 2020
I love how rich people are like “this is impacting us too like for example I’m bored”
— Michael Benjamin (@mfbenji) April 17, 2020
Boomers in 2019: “LOL Millennials can’t cook they have no practical skills.”
Boomers in 2020: Willing to risk death to go to Buffalo Wild Wings while Millennials post their thousandth picture of homemade bread.
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) April 18, 2020
Let me know when you see it pic.twitter.com/GocQ5oiMZa
— RealJesusChrysler (@ChryslerReal) April 19, 2020
I just told my boyfriend he has the biggest dick of all his friends and now he’s pissed at me. Why can’t guys learn how to take a compliment?
— Lira (@LoudmouthLira) April 18, 2020
This woman’s sign perfectly encapsulates this fucking “freedom” movement. What are a few million deaths when Karen needs a haircut? pic.twitter.com/9B16MCXTNd
— Liz Lincoln, books to get through quarantine (@TheLizLincoln) April 19, 2020
i’ve had such a nice day with my book. took it outside. took it back inside. rested a cup on it. put it on the shelf. took it off the shelf. didn’t open it but
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) April 19, 2020
me: omg you’re dying
my phone: wtf the charger is just across the room
me: [crying] I wish I could help
— tom (@pilau) April 18, 2020
Who knew the apocalypse would entail constantly loading and unloading the dishwasher.
— Cathryn 🦝💚 (@AngryRaccoon2) April 18, 2020
YOU, A FOOL: Today is the marijuana day
ME, ENLIGHTENED: Everyday is the marijuana day
— the drake gatsby 🏠 (@DrakeGatsby) April 20, 2020