It’s Tuesday evening and that means the worst is already behind us. Sure, mathematically the majority of the week is still ahead of us, but hey, Monday usually costs us at least 85% of our energy reserves, Tuesday then about 9-12%, and the rest of the week really is just about not falling asleep at the desk while you’re planning the weekend. To make things a little easier, we have a few energy shots waiting for you: a little romance, the typical thoughts of parents-to-be and the probably wildest 46 seconds of this week. Please enjoy the 10 best Tweets from today!
they’ve been married nearly 30 years pic.twitter.com/P1vfpdDSKE
— 🇵🇰 (@rmrm656) April 19, 2021
By far the best description I’ve seen of how mRNA vaccines work is that they tell your body to make up a guy and then to get really mad at that guy
— BrooklynChris_Defiant (@goodopinionhavr) April 19, 2021
“People who don’t want to have children are selfish”. While I don’t agree, lets say that were true, what’s the issue? You want a selfish person raising children? People shouldn’t have kids if they don’t want to, for whatever reason that may be.
— AshleyStevens (@The_Acumen) April 19, 2021
«ur so chill» thanks i gave up
— follow me if u sad (@gIocki) April 19, 2021
Women have been deprived of pockets for so long that they’ve evolved to this level of grip strength pic.twitter.com/kfPknUIcdf
— PAUL G. AMATTI (@externaljew) April 18, 2021
tonight is our first class for becoming foster-to-adopt Parents. To say i’m nervous is an understatement. for many different reasons. it’s 2 classes a week, 3 hrs each for 4 weeks. that alone is a lot. i often have a lot of self doubt and as much as i want this i’m afraid to fail
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) April 19, 2021
whoever coined the term “the customer is always right” needs to get kicked in the chest
— ً (@fatpussyhex) April 19, 2021
A man murdered his girlfriend for trying to leave him and shot her 4-year-old son in the head, but please tell us more about how women are more emotionally unstable than men.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 19, 2021
My 8-year-old wants to be a construction worker. She got her start by helping me move all these pavers. Why did I have so many daughters? Unlimited muscle power. pic.twitter.com/Fnx9TeZvZ7
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 19, 2021
#10: Only in America (be sure to watch with sound!)
This was a wild 46 seconds pic.twitter.com/jIHQg0G4qU
— Sada (@Evi3Zamora) April 15, 2021