Today at Best of Twitter you have a unique opportunity to participate in a cocktail masterclass with Stanley Tucci himself. So look out, provide the alcohol and the cocktail shaker and mix the evening nicely! As a bonus, there’s also our Daily! Have fun!
My neighbor just saw me walking around my apartment naked, it feels nice to be sexually active again
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) April 20, 2020
interviewer: how do you explain this long gap in your resume?
interviewer: but this was between 1998 and 2000
me: *looks off in distance, shivers* furbies
— Kayleecious🍧 (@TweetsByKaylee) April 15, 2020
He slept with a photograph of his late wife of 71 years every night [via Thistleton Lodge] pic.twitter.com/tfWwp83Wgw
— The Dad (@thedad) April 21, 2020
If she laughs at her own jokes she’s a queen
— yarelii (@YareliSolorio) April 20, 2020
Science doesn't really care about your beliefs.
— Richard Feynman (@ProfFeynman) April 21, 2020
May this video of Stanley Tucci doing a cocktail masterclass be a blessing upon your twitter feed. pic.twitter.com/62R1TjsAqA
— Nerd Girl Says (@Rachael_Conrad) April 21, 2020
Trump said that "HUNDREDS of Governors are calling him.". We only have 50. Think about that. Take all the time you need.
— areola grande (@rronnilynn) April 20, 2020
I guess one silver lining of this quarantine is that my wife and I are communicating better than ever. For instance, today, I asked her if she would like me to do the laundry, and she told me to go fuck myself.
— bob saget (@bobsaget) April 22, 2020
this is how every phone conversation has gone lately pic.twitter.com/CAYzcGenzm
— Matt. (@MattTheBrand) April 22, 2020
The coronavirus didn’t break America. It revealed what was already broken.
— Matthew Modine (@MatthewModine) April 21, 2020