Best of Twitter from April 24, 2021

It’s Saturday, only a few days left until May and it’s zero degrees in the morning. 2021 is still going strong into making everyone uncomfortable, we have to respect the effort. So instead of enjoying a sunny morning on the balcony, you have to improvise. Train your domesticated pet racoon to steal fire wood from the local forest witch. Or cuddle up with a few of the sacrifical lambs you would usually need to celebrate the first day of spring, by offering them to an ancient demon in exchange for a healthy summer tan. We already said too much. So perhaps just start with a few of the best Tweets we found in some abandoned ruins near a cursed but pretty monastery. Have fun!