It’s a wonderful spring day and that’s exactly how this day should be enjoyed. Off to the sun with an Iced Latte or a Sundowner cocktail! That’s not enough? How about our Daily with the funniest Tweets of the day? Let’s go!
Black people don’t get to rest even in death. Their deaths become teachable moments for society
— professional internet user (@quidditch424) April 23, 2021
wtf is a “group chat?” i am an adult, i only have two friends and they don’t know each other
— trash jones (@jzux) April 24, 2021
5-year-old: Why are you so tall?
Me: I'm a good eater.
5: No, that's why you're fat.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 24, 2021
you prefer boneless wings? do you also like your food chewed up and spit in your mouth like a silly little bird??
— ꧁Madimoiselle꧂ (@drivingmemadi) April 25, 2021
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— ⍰ ⍰ ⍰ Ebbott-Burg (@sooo_so_mean) April 24, 2021
Being open to admitting that you’re wrong is one of the most undervalued personality traits.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) April 24, 2021
Before I was married I had no idea that I was always right.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) April 24, 2021
babe are u ok u've hardly touched ur fUCKING GAS PEDAL THE SPEED LIMIT IS 65 WHY ARE YOU GOING 50
— jobee (two vaccinations) (@milkglutton_) April 24, 2021
6-year-old: I have a new favorite stuffed animal.
6: Don't tell my old stuffed animals. They won't take it well.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 25, 2021
her: so what do ya think about kids?
guy who invented banana flavored candy: I hate them
— jo (@whatsJo) April 25, 2021