It’s a wonderful spring day and that’s exactly how this day should be enjoyed. Off to the sun with an Iced Latte or a Sundowner cocktail! That’s not enough? How about our Daily with the funniest Tweets of the day? Let’s go!
#1:
Black people don’t get to rest even in death. Their deaths become teachable moments for society
— professional internet user (@quidditch424) April 23, 2021
#2:
wtf is a “group chat?” i am an adult, i only have two friends and they don’t know each other
— trash jones (@jzux) April 24, 2021
#3:
5-year-old: Why are you so tall?
Me: I'm a good eater.
5: No, that's why you're fat.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 24, 2021
#4:
you prefer boneless wings? do you also like your food chewed up and spit in your mouth like a silly little bird??
— ꧁Madimoiselle꧂ (@drivingmemadi) April 25, 2021
#5:
fuck marry kill sin cos tan
— ⍰ ⍰ ⍰ Ebbott-Burg (@sooo_so_mean) April 24, 2021
#6:
Being open to admitting that you’re wrong is one of the most undervalued personality traits.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) April 24, 2021
#7:
Before I was married I had no idea that I was always right.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) April 24, 2021
#8:
babe are u ok u've hardly touched ur fUCKING GAS PEDAL THE SPEED LIMIT IS 65 WHY ARE YOU GOING 50
— jobee (two vaccinations) (@milkglutton_) April 24, 2021
#9:
6-year-old: I have a new favorite stuffed animal.
Me: Okay.
6: Don't tell my old stuffed animals. They won't take it well.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 25, 2021
#10:
her: so what do ya think about kids?
guy who invented banana flavored candy: I hate them
— jo (@whatsJo) April 25, 2021
