The year is 2020. Loneliness lay like a dark shadow over all the countries. The world has been holding its breath for months for fear of the evil coronavirus that has terrified humanity. Many brave knights had come together to fight the virus, all had failed. They had made a lot of plans, some smarter, some stupid. For example, Knight Trump from America proposed to inject people with disinfectants – and reaped grateful rejection. The gathering of knights was desperate. The situation seemed hopeless and everyone began to slowly but surely come to terms with the situation. But then, all of a sudden, a little knight stepped out of a corner where he had not been noticed before. He wore a light blue armor and had a little blue bird on his shoulder. So he came to the table and said, «If we can’t save humanity from Corona, we can still improve their situation!» «And how?»; asked the knights. » Well», replied the knight in blue armor, «I am carrying a valuable box with me. It contains the ten best tweets of the day. They can help people find their laughter again in this difficult time. Carry them to your lands, spread them among your people, and you will see: It will get better!». The assembly was enthusiastic, the knights did as they were told, and spread the glad tidings all over the world!
Having a boyfriend is dead ass like having a stupid son
— _ (@holamassy) April 24, 2020
My grandma been taking CBD gummies recently but apparently she stopped cause “they have a sexy feeling” and it’s not right.
— Reverend Pastor Juju (@itsjujubae) April 24, 2020
Momento Pop pic.twitter.com/Ql0hUHQ0oX
— Queta Rius (@quetatoc) April 24, 2020
Apparently when you take sports away from men you get sourdough bread and I’ll be honest I did not see that coming.
— Lloyd Rang (@lloydrang) April 25, 2020
A great way to show a complex female character in a tv show is to have her smoke a cigarette. She can be the most basic ass bitch but once she lights up it’s like : who is this mysterious woman… damn
— nina oyama (@ninaoyama) April 26, 2020
I can’t stop watching this French dude’s content. pic.twitter.com/kN1YGPKmUf
— farxiyo. (@hausofriya) April 25, 2020
well class of 2020 you graduated! You came in the year tr*mp got elected and are leaving in the middle of the worst virus outbreak in a century, soon to be followed by a global recession. lmk when ur class reunion is as i'm sure a world war won't be far behind
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) April 25, 2020
Now that I’ve lived during the time of plague, I totally get why many Italian Renaissance paintings are just people laying around with their tits out
— Welcome to the pleasure dome (@SarahSurgey1) April 21, 2020
We have a president who doesn't believe in science. Whether it is climate change or the coronavirus pandemic, that is unbelievably dangerous.
— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) April 25, 2020
kids are so freakin weird man pic.twitter.com/m9i5RytX3j
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 25, 2020