If monday was a poem…
Coffee, coffee, coffee,
Everyone shut the fuck up!
Work, work, work,
Hands off my sandwich!
Lunchtime.
Coffee, coffee, coffee,
Everyone shut the fuck up!
Work, work, work,
I hate people.
Leaving.
Pretty bad even for a Monday, hum? Try our Toptweets for today instead.
#1:
— chris. (@versacewolfe) April 25, 2020
#2:
And now, a message from Dr. Anthony Fauci. #SNLAtHome pic.twitter.com/LYemNAWaAT
— Saturday Night Live – SNL (@nbcsnl) April 26, 2020
#3:
People are always like CATS R ELITIST DOGS R THE PETS OF THE COMMON MAN but like 95% of cat acquisition stories are "I found him in the garbage and took him home"
— Elle Maruska (they/them) (@ellle_em) April 26, 2020
#4:
They are not trying to reopen the economy to save it. They know it can't be saved. They want to reopen the economy to save capitalism, because if this government was forced to distribute resources in a way that ensured our survival, they know we would never go back.
— Puff the Magic Hater (@MsKellyMHayes) April 23, 2020
#5:
Amazon – you package will be delivered in 3 weeks due to the virus.
Also amazon- KIDDINNGGG it’s on your doorstep go get it bitch
— Heaven Leigh💞🖤 (@_Heavenly_xoxo) April 26, 2020
#6:
Really happy with how this turned out! The key was walking a couple blocks to the bakery. pic.twitter.com/eSBHcDYWR9
— Girl with a Perl Earring (@yomilly) April 25, 2020
#7:
Not sure if I should cook this or take it to hospital. pic.twitter.com/5kTiRZ22SY
— Sally Gottschalk (@georginasally) April 25, 2020
#8:
23 years old is the oldest you can be and it still be ok to believe different kinds of alcoholic drinks make you behave differently
— big homie covid wrangler (@KWholesaler) April 26, 2020
#9:
I’m in a cat group on Facebook and people periodically ask about cats from breeders and like I genuinely cannot imagine. It’s a cat. They show up in the garbage and then they live in your house.
— Emily Chapman 🍠 (@eachapm) April 23, 2020
#10:
Me, climbing out of a trash can: Yes, I am available to give advice
— ho baby 😉 (@ThisLocalHater) April 26, 2020
