We have an extraordinary program for you today: Homeschooling with an ex-marine. What politics has to do with mental health. The incomparable love of a grandmother. A Star Wars parody and a new game for singles in quarantine times. Excited? Then have fun with our Daily!
I’m dyin’ here.
Neighbors are co-op schooling while schools are closed. One neighbor, ex-Marine, is in charge of PE.
He’s got elementary school kids lined up in his back yard doing burpees and air squats while chanting “I don’l know but I believe, Santa comes on Christmas Eve.”
— Michael Haz (@Michael_Haz) April 28, 2020
I'll be honest with y'all: One of the worst things I did for my mental health was getting a better understanding of how politics works.
— Xzamilloh (@Xzamilloh) April 27, 2020
What if Chewbacca didn't sound like Chewbacca? pic.twitter.com/wbv1PEucQG
— octopus/caveman (@OctopusCaveman) April 28, 2020
Today I looked outside and saw something strange
An old woman was waving and flapping her arms at the neighbor’s home—while dressed like a honeybee (?)
A little boy lives there, so I guess he loves bees
But one thing I know for sure
He is BELOVED by his Grandma
— Dad on my Feet (@dad_on_my_feet) April 29, 2020
Other girls wear their husbands' clothes and they look cute, but I borrowed some cargo shorts this morning and now I've got a landscaping business.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) April 28, 2020
Spanking, choking, and hair-pulling are old hat. If he’s not down to run me over with a bus, I’m not interested.
— Black Rose’s Ghost (@insignificuntxX) April 21, 2020
If you need a new quarantine pastime I recommend “do I have a crush on this friend or am l just bored”
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) April 29, 2020
I really use “😂😂” too much for someone who’s “😐😐” the whole time
— Emily (@empurify) April 27, 2020
what normal what fathers
people see see pic.twitter.com/oAMbUTxq0t
— Kellogg’s Hard Lemonade (@1998hondacoupe) April 28, 2020
Anxiety is our brain sending our body fake news.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) April 29, 2020