The Best of Twitter knights went out again to roam the country and compete for good Tweets. They fought and performed heroic deeds. Finally, they returned home with a lot of loot. The result is our Daily, a collection of the most beautiful Tweet treasures of the day.
toxic people acting as a victim is the funniest shit ever.
— kath (@kathhsaludes) April 26, 2021
ok but ryan from buzzfeed unsolved just got engaged and i think this is the most clever and unsuspecting engagement ive ever seen !!!! (also very cottage core of him) pic.twitter.com/mrMvKFDJ5n
— ghost 🕸 (@spookyhokage) April 26, 2021
so crazy when someone gives u the prompt “tell me something you’ve never told anyone” like are you out of your fucking mind
— charlie (@chunkbardey) April 27, 2021
*every Zoom call*
Boss: "Why is your camera off?"
— James Bond (@007) April 27, 2021
My therapist: "you definitely have clinical burnout."
Me: "Oh man. Well, how long is that going to take to fix, because I've got a _lot_ of stuff that needs doing."
— Meghan Scott Molin – Camp NaNo or bust (@megfuzzle) April 26, 2021
me: can you really contact the other side
me: ok tell my husband the dress he buried me in is uncomfortable as fuck
— jo (@whatsJo) April 28, 2021
Why does my pizza place do this pic.twitter.com/DqkSekxo6g
— Kara (Taylor’s Version) (@dj_big_naturals) April 28, 2021
NO ONE RUNS FASTER THEN A TODDLER HOLDING SOMETHING THEY SHOULDN’T😬😬😬😬
— ang🌻🌸🌻🌸 (@totally_not_ang) April 27, 2021
I will never delete Facebook pic.twitter.com/k89Sf9UD1C
— lauren (@laurendelano1) April 27, 2021
even if you are fully vaccinated, the CDC recommends masking half of your face while living secretly in the opera house
— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) April 27, 2021