Here are the Top ten Tweets from Today to help get your weekend started. Enjoy!
#1:
my neighbor just stormed out of his house yelling “WHY THE FUCK DO I BOTHER” and I yelled back BECAUSE U HAVE NO OTHER OPTIONS and he responded “OH RIGHT, THANKS BRO” and went back into his house
— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) October 18, 2019
#2:
Day 20: I hate it here
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) April 3, 2020
#3:
God: you’re a blue whale.
Blue Whale: [happy gasp] i’m blue?
God: yep.
Blue Whale: da ba dee da ba dye!
God: what?
Blue Whale: da ba dee da ba dye : )
God: oh no I’m not doing this again.
Blue Whale: again?
[flashback]
God: you’re a baby shark.
Baby Shark: [happy gasp].
— Oops!…I Dad It Again (@NewDadNotes) April 3, 2020
#4:
big plans for tonight, gonna be crying uncontrollably to frank ocean
— blondie wasabi (@bIondiewasabi) April 3, 2020
#5:
I know Dogs can’t wait for people to go back to work pic.twitter.com/ggLX6H6e75
— Lance 🇱🇨 (@Kinglrg_) April 2, 2020
#6:
Just sang “maybe this time” to the second cup of coffee
— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) April 3, 2020
#7:
Good news is I’m getting really good at 4th grade math
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) April 3, 2020
#8:
i’m not saying “lol” anymore i’m saying “laugh out loud” i got time to type it out
— James (@CaucasianJames) April 3, 2020
#9:
After Quarantine I ain’t ever coming late to a party again, party start at 10? I’m there at 8:30 helping y’all set up
— Pre K ❄️ (@stayfrea_) April 3, 2020
#10:
Twitter trying to figure out if he donated enough https://t.co/UUXolVuBsp pic.twitter.com/Ot1OJ8J7mw
— kyle/Free agent nba fan (@knicks_tape99) April 3, 2020
