It is Friday! And not only that, spring is finally here. So go buy some plants or jump into your pea and spend a nice weekend in nature, hug some trees and enjoy the whisper of young leaves. Okay, okay, who are we kidding here! Just keep lying on the couch and ask yourself where exactly mankind has taken the wrong turn that made us do senseless activities five days a week, only to buy senseless things that we have to dust off at the remaining two days. Whatever you do, don’t forget to get your daily dose of tweets. Please enjoy!
saw this in the grocery store parking lot yesterday 😂 pic.twitter.com/ERC4teFi6y
— V.S.O.P. Ñâtę (@NAT3HILL) April 29, 2021
why is writing the only job where you can be a ghost
— ye 🌍 (@yedoye_) April 29, 2021
Remember when people would allow 12 and 13 year olds to babysit their small children?
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) April 30, 2021
oh no I’m offering $9 an hour and nobody is applying to be my heckin workerino
— skáld (@HoratioSkald) April 29, 2021
bf thinks that every ice cream flavor starts off as vanilla and then they add other stuff. he does not believe in “plain” ice cream. he told me it’s a “lindy truth”
— ethically welsh 🏴 (@letsassume) April 29, 2021
guy with two monitors: let me drag this over to my second monitor
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) April 30, 2021
there’s no time to explain. get in the pea. pic.twitter.com/zy2gvwJ0hn
— Amy (@amyis_trying) April 29, 2021
The ADHD walk of shame is when you have to admit to everyone you impulsively told about your new obsession that you’re not actually that interested in it anymore.
— Liz Cordeiro (@MyGlitteryBrain) April 28, 2021
On the upside it’s Friday; on the downside the work week has left you an absolute husk of a human, withered and useless
— Benjamin Law 羅旭能 (@mrbenjaminlaw) April 30, 2021
«The tallest mallard duck to have ever lived (since records began) known as ‹Long Boi.› He lives on the campus of the University of York, England. He stands just over 1m tall (3.5ft).» pic.twitter.com/YMQVRlfCb5
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) April 29, 2021