The weekend’s almost over. Yes, another weekend without friends, without trips, without social contacts. This is hard, we know that. But to cheer you up, we have picked out the 10 best tweets of the day for you again.
#1:
[Donald Trump, Titanic captain]
1. There is no iceberg
2. We won’t hit the iceberg
3. We barely touched the iceberg
4. Nobody could’ve seen the iceberg
5. These deaths mean my plan worked
6. I’m the best captain ever— Jake Maccoby (@jdmaccoby) April 3, 2020
#2:
Jesus: love your neighbor
Me: aw thanks, yours is also great
— cap’n watsisname (@capnwatsisname) September 12, 2019
#3:
Guys in their 30s selfies are always like: pic.twitter.com/1t2ASUw0Z3
— Matt McQuay (@QuayMatt) April 3, 2020
#4:
now that you can run for president without leaving your house we are closer than ever to my prediction that the next president will be a youtuber
— california guy now (@InternetHippo) April 5, 2020
#5:
Throwing in a “I hook up with models” joke in the middle of a press conference involving hundreds of thousands of people dying, and blaming people who collect data, is a different type of leadership. pic.twitter.com/8htZN7OxNE
— Sage Rosenfels (@SageRosenfels18) April 4, 2020
#6:
I’ve seen a lot of movies about the end of the world, and none of them, not a single one, featured a realistic depiction of how many dishes everyone was doing.
— Gabe Delahaye (@gabedelahaye) April 2, 2020
#7
I literally do not understand cooking or chefs like do they just wake up in the morning like “omg I have an idea for a soup”
— Rachel Wenitsky (@RachelWenitsky) April 2, 2020
#8:
everyone trapped inside meanwhile boobs are experiencing more freedom than ever
— ✨V✨ (@coolauntV) April 4, 2020
#9:
Next up, Broccoli Forest 🥦✨ pic.twitter.com/0Sky6yCWk3
— Erin Sullivan (@erinoutdoors) April 1, 2020
#10:
I don’t feel safe wearing a handkerchief or something else that isn’t CLEARLY a protective mask covering my face to the store because I am a Black man living in this world. I want to stay alive but I also want to stay alive.
— Aaron Thomas (@Aaron_TheThomas) April 4, 2020
