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organized my sauces pic.twitter.com/jCfHA7sRzB
— Nicole McLaughlin (@nicolemclovin) April 2, 2021
— Adrianna (@itsnella_) April 1, 2021
Me doing When someone
Something alone. is watching. pic.twitter.com/UrqLdqFI09
— aborteddreams (@aborteddreams) April 3, 2021
trying to act casual so the printer doesn't realize this is time sensitive
— amy the finite jester (@amyis_trying) April 2, 2021
A friend just shared a line from a student paper, "Despite being made in the late 1900s, many of the themes of The Matrix are still relevant today" and I can literally feel my body decaying in the grave.
— El Sandifer, Rationality Expert to the Stars (@ElSandifer) April 4, 2021
going to be very funny when everybody gears up for a summer of hedonism and finds that after a grinding year all they want is care and intimacy and falls in love by like June 2nd
— Blair (@__seab) April 2, 2021
a new thing i am trying when my brain is being a real asshole is reminding it that i have it caged inside my skeleton and therefore it is a prisoner
— nash flynn (@itsnashflynn) April 2, 2021
me: I can't decide what to have
waiter: what about the duck?
duck: I'll have lasagna
— john (@mrjohndarby) April 3, 2021
U can taste the photos pic.twitter.com/kyI82ZvVx6
— Noor (@AwkwardNona) April 1, 2021
Got the vaccine and I can't stop connecting to my phone's bluetooth
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) April 4, 2021