It’s monday again, but since lockdown every day feels the same anyway. So let’s pretend it’s a nice and easy day in hell. Everybody has to stay inside, except for those who need to work, while spring is waking up mother nature. The air smells like barbecue, beer and cheap car polish. Lady Gaga just released another weird album and a creepy talking orange with a ridiculous haircut seems to be president of the United States.
Reality can be cruel sometimes, but there is a light of hope. So here it is: Our gems of the day.
The year is 2075.
“Grandma why do you like sitting outside”
Me: There was a time this was illegal.
— Hara✨ (@lutricialeroux) March 29, 2020
In The Air Tonight drum solo: Quarantine edition pic.twitter.com/iwfHikau0d
— Classic Dad Moves (@classicdad) March 31, 2020
me: who wants to play two truths and a lie
guy who named the red delicious apple: me first
— Taming Fred Savage (@FredTaming) April 5, 2020
Twice a year the sun rises directly behind the Brandenburg Gate. Today was one of these days – Berlin this morning. pic.twitter.com/G6L1IFCjDz
— Mischa Heuer (@mischaheuer) April 1, 2020
If you’re asking why is the COVID-19 rate so low in germany and high in your country. Is because their president used to be a quantum chemist and your president used to be a reality television host.
— Mohamad Safa (@mhdksafa) April 5, 2020
Social distancing baptism pic.twitter.com/S1CJiNPcOC
— Stephen (@GeronimoFrost) April 1, 2020
This is possibly the most accurate gif I've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/mbH9lvQ641
— Jon Green (@jon_m_green) March 30, 2020
Amazon: your package will be delivered on Wednesday
me: WHEN IS THAT
— pilau (@pilau) March 27, 2020
Looks like we are going to miss Summer because some folks don’t want to miss Spring.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) April 3, 2020
How does one make their brain produce serotonin right now without eating or spending massive amounts of money online. Not asking for a friend
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) April 5, 2020