Once again we come to the conclusion that vaccines are basically like politics: everyone has a very specific opinion, while most people couldn’t explain the basics. Recently, we’ve heard a lot about the potential side effects of vaccinations. Here, too, we come full circle to politics: as we enter the depths of this subject, one inevitably discovers that humanity entails a certain degree of absurdity. One common denominator of this is that in many places people take to the streets for their right to die by not getting vaccinated or not social distance. Today however we got a real and certainly important side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine you should definitely care about. And of course nine more great tweets from today. Have fun!
One of the most serious side effects of the vaccine is realizing that free healthcare is amazing.
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) April 3, 2021
Found an apartment I really liked and the only review for the building was “love the location but I got stabbed in the hallway” ….. anyways my tour is in 30 mins
— fibs (@fibulaa1) April 5, 2021
this was Netflix before Netflix 😂 pic.twitter.com/itAB1aRHqT
— Jenny 🦋✨ (@jenny_rsa) April 3, 2021
living with roommates is fun because you get to learn what their parents think should be refrigerated
— hottest bitch in joann fabrics (@teehee_sarah) April 4, 2021
It’s been like twelve years now and I’m still haunted by the straight lady who asked me «when lesbians have sex, how do they decide when they’re done?»
— Rook Stone (@Rook_Stone) April 5, 2021
So my woman has become a Plant Mom in like the past year. Lately she’s had her eye on this particular plant but hasn’t been able to find it. Can’t wait to surprise her when I pull up. 🙏🏽 pic.twitter.com/7Iyj8POMfm
— Aye Yo B (@BeSmoove7) April 3, 2021
Stupidity is knowing the truth, seeing the truth but still believing the lies. And that is more infectious than any other disease.
— Richard Feynman (@ProfFeynman) April 5, 2021
I wish Germans had never started using the word lockdown. It made them overestimate the severity of pandemic restrictions and now it’s tougher to sell an actual lockdown to people because they think they’ve had it all along.
— Marcel Dirsus (@marceldirsus) April 5, 2021
Completely obsessed with Sydney hotel quarantiner Dave Marriott.
Bringing to life the paper bags his food comes in.
He’s only halfway through his hotel stint and it’s already so good pic.twitter.com/Kby2LTWYFp
— Ruth Wynn-Williams (@RuthWW) April 2, 2021
Discussing politics with family like pic.twitter.com/FHnGHn464h
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) April 4, 2021