Apart from the fact that my favourite lifestyle (no meetings, food at home, binge watching Gilmore Girls again) is called „quarantine“ now, let’s focus on the good things: Spring is coming, which is pretty nice to watch from the inside … okay, bad example. BBQ season, the weather is perfect, oh. Okay. But finally, no need for warm jackets anymore when going outsi…well.
You know what? Let’s focus on our Daily instead. Enjoy!
college students home for quarantine: assert dominance by waking up before your parents so that when they come downstairs you can passive-aggressively sip your coffee and say “well look who finally decided to get out of bed”
— elise morgan (@crocfanpage) April 3, 2020
You learn a lot about yourself when you decide to hide cookies from the family.
— Just J (@junejuly12) April 3, 2020
2019: gonna take my horse to the old town road
2020: gonna have to eat my horse
— Eternal Samnation (@portmanteauface) April 6, 2020
2019: I wish I could lay around in my underwear and watch tv all day
— Bart (@bartandsoul) April 6, 2020
My mom: are you eating ok during the pandemic?
— Buffalo❄Jill (@Buffalojilll) April 6, 2020
Like an advent calendar, but one for quarantining and each day it’s a bigger bottle of wine.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 6, 2020
Bear saves fish from drowning. Nature really is amazing pic.twitter.com/norzcHR3kS
— Gregory (follow me) (@ExoticGreg) April 4, 2020
My kids wouldn’t stop fighting while I was trying to make lunch so I told them Santa Claus died of coronavirus
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 5, 2020
“This is a pandemic. Not a productivity contest.”
— Bryann Andreá (@BryannAndrea) April 5, 2020
I'm not saying my kids are dumb but one of them just suggested we play hide and seek in an open field
— Pats A' WOL (@PatsATweetin) April 5, 2020