Welcome to the Teatro de Best of Twitter. A place of magic and wonder. Today, some of the most mysterious minds of Twitter assembled to show you, dear ladies and gentlemen, their performances. You can look forward to trinidad with a new interpretation of the word «egghead» and Danielle Baskin with a demonstration of the real-life game. Enjoy the show!
we tried to explain the pandemic to our 3yo and now he talks like the first chapter of a dystopian YA novel. "we used to go to the store, before the sickness came." "we have to stay at home, where the sickness can't find us"
— Alix E. Harrow (@AlixEHarrow) April 7, 2020
Me: Trump is not my president
Person on twitter: you fucking libtard
Me: no you don't understand, I'm not American, he is literally not my president
— Thea (@imdumbledaddy) April 7, 2020
“Wasting” my money on take out because I’m lazy? I think you mean “stimulating the local economy” and a “hometown hero”
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) April 7, 2020
I work at a grocery store. We are exposed daily to this invisible enemy COVID-19. If you leave your home to get food & supplies, please be respectful & kind. We are just doing our jobs when we have to enforce limits. We don’t deserve to be cursed at & treated rudely. Thank you.
— 💃 (@sunshinesmile_s) April 7, 2020
my dad sent me this and i am LOSING MY MIND pic.twitter.com/DWFXBapxZq
— trinidad ⎊ (@hamlinton_) April 7, 2020
All movies should feature a Director’s Ex-Girlfriend’s Commentary
— Daley Haggar (@d_haggar) April 7, 2020
PlayStation fans are being whiney about the #PS5 controller looking vaguely like an Xbox controller
you know what Nintendo fans once got?
A STICK WITH A LEASH pic.twitter.com/WTgezfwkEv
— Hutch2Much (@Hutch2MuchOwO) April 7, 2020
*looks at chess board for a long time before finally looking up* I thought you said cheese board
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) April 7, 2020
Mask off by future is going to HIT different in a couple months
— 𝐍𝐢𝐤 (@WrongN1K) April 7, 2020
Choosing your quarantine character 🍾👏😂
— Danielle Baskin (@djbaskin) April 5, 2020