We have spared no effort today and went on a search for the best Tweets of the day for you! The result is a gallery of fun! Enjoy!
#1:
adele gotta give 80% of her money to her husband she was with for 3 years? girl get carole baskin on the phone rn
— blondie wasabi (@bIondiewasabi) April 8, 2020
#2:
Growing up, my stepdad disliked me because I was «weird» & asked my mom to send me to boarding school. I found out & started leaving creepy porcelain dolls in new spots around the house daily to startle him. He finally moved out when his 7-year-old said she wanted to become goth.
— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) April 8, 2020
#3:
Fish sent me this from her London cattery
As W C Fields sad ’ Start the day with a smile. Get it over with ' pic.twitter.com/3QhuJymQt8
— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) April 8, 2020
#4:
I was today years old when I learned an iPhone user can text another iPhone user the words pew pew and it will send lasers.
— Jen (@brokemycoccyx) April 8, 2020
#5:
me: I guess it’s just one of those days
her: which days
me: [gestures to calendar] Mondnesday?
— tom (@pilau) April 8, 2020
#6:
"So, Cleo and I were wondering…"
"Yes?"
"Don't take this the wrong way…"
“Yeah?”
“I mean this has been super fun…”
"Just ask."
"When are you going back to work?" pic.twitter.com/9ohxppn7D9— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) April 9, 2020
#7:
I don’t know about you guys but I’m tired of living through historically significant events
— niggathée chalamet (@haaniyah_) April 8, 2020
#8:
Step 1: flatten the curve
Step 2: sharpen the guillotine— Saddington 2 ✈️🥺 (@2Saddington) April 8, 2020
#9:
hanging out with my pillows. it’s honestly super awkward. what do i even say? can’t wait to sleep together? dude fuck this shit seriously
— James (@CaucasianJames) April 9, 2020
#10:
a year and 7 days ago bernie had a rally at my school and I got the chance to speak with him for a second, still one of the most beautiful interactions I’ve ever had. Thank you Bernie pic.twitter.com/qHKR5GSLFh
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) April 8, 2020
