You can run, you can hide, you can eat a whole bucket of ice cream and a packet of grated cheese, but Sunday is here anyway. Basically all you can do to heal the pain is share it with Kyle and his sack of shame, spend a little time with SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star, or admire Dutch infrastructure. No need to choose, just scroll down to enjoy today’s best Tweets. Have a good week everyone!
#1:
Girl that doesn’t want to litter so she puts little scraps in her purse to toss later but then forgets to and ends up constantly carrying a little bag full of trash
— Iris 👾☻ (@Jest_Iris) July 30, 2021
#2:
There’s infrastructure, and then there’s Dutch infrastructure. pic.twitter.com/Gjken1k5A5
— Brent Toderian (@BrentToderian) July 30, 2021
#3:
maturing is not wanting to move to USA anymore and being thankful you’re not born there
— ana. (@lwtmaneskin) July 29, 2021
#4:
“Get better” is a nice thing to write on a card. “Get better soon” feels a little threatening though. What’s the rush
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) July 31, 2021
#5:
Did you know if you get your foot stung by a stingray they make you sit shamefully on the beach with your foot in a sack that says stingray and has stingrays on it pic.twitter.com/tglYkMDn04
— Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) July 29, 2021
#6:
Just thought about being a kid and calling my mom like 10 times a day at her job
— Steve Hernandez (@BigHern) July 30, 2021
#7:
wild that «as contagious as chickenpox» doesn’t mean anything to anyone under 30…. because of…. nevermind
— Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro) July 30, 2021
#8:
Oceanographers found the real-life SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star hanging out together on a rock at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. pic.twitter.com/OE8mwhaWY5
— NowThis (@nowthisnews) July 30, 2021
#9:
anytime microwave instructions are like heat for 3 minutes on “50% power” it’s like… what on earth are you talking about
— Joe Kwaczala (@joekjoek) July 29, 2021
#10:
— Steve (@stevethesage) July 29, 2021
