Suprise! Guess what’s back? Starts with an M like meh and ends with y like in crying. Nobody wants it, nobody needs it. But here is the sucker anyway. Yes, you are absolutely right. Monday it is! There is not enough booze or weed in this whole country, to help us forget about it. So, let’s focus on the little things. Here are 10 Toptweets for today.
#1:
My dad just called me a transformer instead of transgender
— Arthur Webber 🌹🏳️🌈 (@BernieTranders) August 8, 2020
#2:
this got me crying early in the morning lol pic.twitter.com/XotTzQTNTE
— 🍁Jaro🍁 (@jarajoart) August 9, 2020
#3:
The fact that colleges are going back to school is so wild. Like a single juul could wipe out the freshman class
— hannah (@discounthannah) August 8, 2020
#4:
avril lavigne was right …… what the hell
— ellie (@catchfireswift) August 9, 2020
#5:
mentally i am here pic.twitter.com/8e4IqyrKTI
— 🍑 (@PEACHYBLACKG0RL) August 8, 2020
#6:
How the fuck were humans convinced that individualism was a good idea. Collectivism is literally the reason our species has survived
— DeMarxist DerozAnarchist 🚩🏴 (@ClayHartedGhoul) August 8, 2020
#7:
therapist: have you developed any strategies to cope with your depression
me: yeah i put something on netflix then scroll twitter instead of watching it
therapist: does that help
me: no
— james (@heybuddy_comic) August 9, 2020
#8:
real estate agent: this house has 1 bedroom, 50 hallways, and it's haunted.
pacman: sold
— cam (@climaxximus) August 9, 2020
#9:
Does it happen every 400 years? pic.twitter.com/rYc1Z2VmTV
— Schubert's World🌍 (@HerbertSchuber2) August 8, 2020
#10:
absolutely nobody:
UGA: go with reverse cowgirl for safety reasons pic.twitter.com/sWMZs5Sqxg
— Chuck (@defNotChuck) August 8, 2020
