Hello and welcome to this wonderful Tuesday on which once again our imagination competes against the ability to recognize reality. We can’t help but come to the conclusion that this is basically what Mufasa tried to sum up when he explained that Friday is hunted by Monday before Monday turns into Friday again. Just a lot darker and we’re on the hyena’s side. Though some of us basically are the crazy monkey with the pumpkin, as the following Tweets prove. Please Enjoy groundbreaking technologies from Silicon Valley, some real magic and a little bit of Olympia. Have a nice evening!
#1: Thank you
that would be great pic.twitter.com/THmFF0mjbV
— accidentally based (@BasedByAccident) August 8, 2021
#2: We all know this feeling
Being old enough to have friends that are teachers really messes with my idea of what a teacher is 😂
— venusian goddess (@tytheegoddess) August 6, 2021
#3: Future is here
Silicon Valley getting close to cracking the technologies of Ancient Egypt https://t.co/7fp7ZOZ1JV
— The Vaporwave Listener (@5five0oh4four) August 9, 2021
#4: Hear, hear
“I trust my immune system” is such a weird reason not to get the vaccine.
Yeah, I trust mine to protect me too, which is why I gave it a detailed dossier on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.
— Allison Carter (@AllisonLCarter) August 8, 2021
#5: Finally someone get’s down to business
my dad wants to road trip to JFKs death site to “see if the FBI missed anything” why can’t you just be NORMAL
— LJ🎃👻 (@crotchner) August 8, 2021
#6: Great shoes, obviously
Today two kids who couldn’t have been more than fifteen asked me for queer book recs at work and bought four of my handsells because “you had gay shoes so we thought you’d be safe to ask”
— Alice Scott 🏳️🌈✨”Gay Shoes Bookseller” (@AllyScottAuthor) August 8, 2021
when i was in college i had a therapist recommend i “cut my parents out” bc they “sounded really toxic” and i was like “ok but they support me financially so then i wouldn’t be able to pay for therapy” and she was like “oh never mind”
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonnelly) August 9, 2021
#8: All right, but what’s going on with his feet?
i aint a magician but i gotta couple twix up my sleeve pic.twitter.com/qoGJWG2lyZ
— d火n (@javrawr) August 9, 2021
#9: So glad we got rid of the plastic straws!
Listen, we are all to blame for the climate crisis. Some of us drive to work, some of us forget to recycle, and some of us own fossil fuel companies whose relentless exploitation of the world’s oil, gas and coal reserves can be directly linked to more than one-third of all greenh
— Jodie Collins (@jodcoll) August 9, 2021
#10: Turn up the volume and listen to the man
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 8, 2021
You want some more insights on the Olympic Games? We can’t give you the full details but we can surely spread some Olympic fun: