Breaking News of the day: Ben Shapiro’s Dirty Talk has been released. The number of infections in the U. S. is falling and we have information for you about what Snapchat Memories do to you. Have fun!
#1:
snapchat memories really do hurt your own feelings
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) August 10, 2020
#2:
did you play animal crossing new horizon everyday for 400 hours then one day just stopped completely and now it’s been two weeks or are you normal?
— 𝖆𝖘𝖍 🌵🦇 (@itsashtober) August 7, 2020
#3:
Millennials praising a dessert: “Yeah it’s not too sweet”
— Kyle Chayka (@chaykak) August 8, 2020
#4:
I don’t know how to explain this but this cat represents the mood I’ve been in since March.pic.twitter.com/iGTIGtb2dr
— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) August 10, 2020
#5:
girl came up to me at LAX and said i looked familiar so i said prob from twitter? she was like omg yea so she took my phone to add me on ig snap etc. then left for her gate, entire flight home i felt like the man but i just landed and bro she cashapp’d herself $500 from my acct
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) August 10, 2020
#6:
You listen to cool music every day but play Mambo No. 5 one time and Spotify is like "Your number one artist this year is Lou Bega. We told him you want to meet him"
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) August 10, 2020
#7:
college debt is crazy. u borrow money from rich people to get an education that'll make you better at making rich people money, the rich people will give you a fraction of the money you earn them as a wage which you then use to payback the money you owe rich people.
— james (@heybuddy_comic) August 11, 2020
#8:
BREAKING: new coronavirus cases in the united states trending downward as country runs out of alive citizens to infect
— preston whaleiams (@prestovision) August 10, 2020
#9:
my nose itches https://t.co/6vbZsZjGao
— James (@CaucasianJames) August 11, 2020
#10:
Ben Shapiro’s wife: Talk dirty to me
Ben Shapiro: That’s a nice p-word you’ve got there. That means female genitalia
— Rob Actually 🏳️🌈 (@RobbyActually) August 10, 2020
