Are you counting the days until the weekend too? Well then, welcome to shitty day number three this week. We are tired, stressed, unmotivated and just finished with our lives on this world. The past few days felt like a never-ending discussion with anti-vaxxers and climate change deniers. And speaking of the climate crisis, it seems quite strange that we should continue to work for the next 10 years to keep the sacred cow called economy alive, while the consequences of climate change are slowly making the planet uninhabitable because of politics not willing to change. Nobody can blame us if we need a little break and a shot of booze now … or better, six. All in all a normal Wednesday. Where were we? Oh yes, here are our gems for today.
#1: Everything’s fine. That will be 200 Dollars
The dentist: so how’s life going pic.twitter.com/azWViiTnCj
— Mick💯 (@ToooViral) August 9, 2021
I cancelled a gym membership and they kept charging me anyway. I got in a fight with a representative and told him “I’ll fight these charges until I die. The first thing you have to know about me is that I never give up.” He was like “well you only came to the gym one time, so”
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) August 7, 2021
#3: Feel ya
I'm at the climate anxiety. I'm at the Covid anxiety. I'm at the combination climate and Covid anxiety.
— Zach Schonfeld (@zzzzaaaacccchhh) August 9, 2021
#4: No, this isn’t funny. It’s ironic!
it's pretty funny that the world is ending and we all just have to keep going to our little jobs lol
— Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro) August 9, 2021
#5: So true
thinking climate change is fake cuz "there's not enough evidence" but believing vaccine conspiracy theories is the most unhinged shit ever
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) August 9, 2021
so many songs about sex, so few songs about how fun it is to get a litttttttle drunk and go grocery shopping
— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) August 9, 2021
#7: Lizards are cool so anyway
I wanna be the guy that designs textbook cover art. Just like "this one's about trigonometry? Ok put like, a fuckin lizard on it idk. Yeah I know we did a lizard for Advanced French it's ok"
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) August 7, 2021
#8: The art of failing has changed
You know, in high school, if you didn’t believe in science it was just called failing.
— Jesus Fucking Christ 🌈 (@SHEsus__Christ) August 9, 2021
#9: Funny or just crazy?
new rug for my roombas 🤪 pic.twitter.com/idKkNGUiH1
— Pablo Rochat (@PabloRochat) July 20, 2021
#10: Do you feel personally attacked?
meet the 23 year old interested in many hobbies but unable to start or sustain any besides media consumption
— trasha (@super_smasha) August 9, 2021
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