Oh beautiful, beautiful Friday. Someone here who thinks 48 hours are more than enough to not burst into tears at the thought of Monday? No! But isn’t it a good feeling to have proven yourself to be a valuable member of society with just five days of wage labor? Also no! So since we’re on the same side and have to make it through the rest of this year and probably the couple of weeks after to find out which proves to be more fatale, the climate collapse or another covid mutation, let’s spend this evening together, shall we? Don’t worry, it won’t get boring cause once again we prepared 10 nourishing and spicy delicacies with a side of sarcasm. Please have fun with the best Tweets from today.
#1: Who’s telling him?
it’s terrifying that ur brain is fully developed by the time you hit age 25. like no renovations? that’s it? im getting close and i gotta say im not liking what im seeing so far
— thomas 🍌 (@perfectsweeties) August 8, 2021
#2: When someone claims dating is fun
She don’t ever have to look at the bill when she out with me. Cause ima read it out loud. This shit is $84
— RANDY (@Nosoycuero) August 11, 2021
«money can’t buy happiness» yes it can?? books?? therapy?? scented candles??
— anna (@hecatethemis) August 11, 2021
#4: So Terry Pratchett was right all along?
A baby Discworld. pic.twitter.com/qtKELX448h
— Lee Duckworth (@LeeJDuckworth) August 10, 2021
#5: Spread the word
Today I got the results of my vaccine response from my oncologist. Anything over 400 is great. 250 is okay. Mine was 16. They consider it “background noise.”
So just another friendly reminder that you, a healthy person, getting the vaccine can potentially save my life! 😘
— jen curran (@jencurran) August 10, 2021
#6: Looking forward to the comments on this
I hate this pandemic, if I wanted to waste my 30’s I would have gotten married and started a family.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) August 11, 2021
#7: There’s always this one grandma anyone wished they had
One of my children just came out as nonbinary,
and my mom—a 70-something Mormon gramma on oxygen—carefully wrote down my kid’s new name so she wouldn’t forget it.
Mom: “If it’s important to them, it’s important to me.”
— Sachiko 幸子 (@Sachiko123) August 10, 2021
#8: Never leaving the house again
There are no plants in this photo. pic.twitter.com/JxwYRoU3pi
— Georgeta (@GSADR15) August 10, 2021
#9: Doomsday prep
2020: omg we’re entering hell
2021: ok so how do we make hell cozy
— julia shiplett (@juliashiplett) August 12, 2021
#10: The perfect Tweet doesn’t exi… Oh!
My friends daughters hamster has been missing and feared dead for almost 2 weeks now.
Last night she forgot to wash up the paint tray after a day of decorating.
We now think the hamster may still be alive… pic.twitter.com/8ecp578uwP
— Tashy McTashface (@TashP351) August 10, 2021
Not interested in spending your life with hamsters?