The weekend is coming to an end and that should be enough to enjoy Sunday night. Can we offer you a little bit of humor with that? You’re welcome, here comes our Daily!
Hubs: C’mon, being stuck at home with me hasn’t been THAT bad, right?
Me: I once planned your murder
— Kids_kubed 🇨🇦 (@Kids_kubed) August 15, 2020
yeah I’m great in bed I’ve been here for 12 hours
— tom (@pilau) August 16, 2020
people are really 22 years old married with a house and kids bro find a hobby
— cory (@harvardgraduat) August 16, 2020
Alien fans made this art. You take care. Wear masks. pic.twitter.com/IbDdUVyrUt
— Sigourney Weaver (@SigourneyWRuss) August 13, 2020
4-year-old: You look different.
Me: Your mom gave me a haircut.
4: Was she mad at you?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 15, 2020
Women get to smell like real things (vanilla, lavender) but men have to smell like concepts. What the fuck is "cool sport rush"
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) August 15, 2020
I will never be able to unsee what I saw at @Wegmans today. No more @BeyondMeat 😂 @ImpossibleFoods take note. #growernotashower pic.twitter.com/Z2SvBf20KC
— Naz Riahi (@nazriahi) August 14, 2020
crazy how ur appendix is just like i simply do not vibe with u anymore
— randy (@randypaint) August 15, 2020
idk why there so much confusion between who gen z and who millenial, if u send gifs you're millenial. period. go read some harry potter and stan a war criminal. if u don't send gifs then congrats ur gen z, by the time ur 40 the world will be so hot u won't be able to go outside
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) August 16, 2020
Marge Simpson has something to say. pic.twitter.com/viux96bAPf
— TheSimpsons (@TheSimpsons) August 14, 2020