Congratulations! You survived the first half of August. That’s it for the good news. Yeah, right. It’s Monday again! If you saw people smiling today, don’t trust them. Chances are that demons killed them, ripped their skin off and wore it as a fancy disguise. And if it were not demons, it might be aliens observing all levels of pain mankind has to offer. Maybe they are filming some sort of Reality-TV-Show. Because humans never smile on Mondays. Never ever. We whine, moan, hate and sometimes we cry. Thanks for your attention, here are our gems for today!
#1: We can totally identify with this
me this year pic.twitter.com/RQsBhOiwjT
— 🦚 (@3dLooks) August 14, 2021
#2: Yay capitalism!
paid off my car and my credit score dropped 35 points lmfao love this very real system we base our entire lives on
— bibo (@biboofficial) August 13, 2021
#3: Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
we got ourselves a showdown pic.twitter.com/b0cvDB7S20
— evn (@cryb0i) August 14, 2021
#4: Totally agree
adulthood is weird cuz now im looking at old people like u did this for 50 years? im ready to give up
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) August 13, 2021
#5: Dear Lord please help us all
Lord please deliver me from the shackles of needing “something sweet”after every meal 😭
— WHAT’S NOT CLICKING ? (@NotChayyslayys) August 13, 2021
#6: *heavy breathing*
— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) August 14, 2021
#7: So so classy
I strive to be this fabulous pic.twitter.com/pJX4mWwlPP
— 🌸 Brianna 🌸 (@BlossomyBri) August 13, 2021
#8: Congrats Queen!
gonna stop telling ppl im autistic, it just alienates me more! now ill say “im overwhelmed & leaving this party where everyone is drunk, it smells like febreeze + cat litter… because im a Virgo” theyd be like “YESSS EARTH SIGN!!! Go Home and alphabetize something, Queen🥰!”
— spike ✡ (@spikeeinbinder) August 14, 2021
#9: Did somebody say pasta?
googled how italians eat pasta all the time and don't get fat. turns out they don't eat as much pasta as i do. interesting
— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) August 15, 2021
#10: 31 is the new 21
me talking to my 31 year old friends: Were all gonna be freaking rich and famous when we grow up
— derek (@derek8185338005) August 14, 2021