Best of Twitter from August 16, 2021

Congratulations! You survived the first half of August. That’s it for the good news. Yeah, right. It’s Monday again! If you saw people smiling today, don’t trust them. Chances are that demons killed them, ripped their skin off and wore it as a fancy disguise. And if it were not demons, it might be aliens observing all levels of pain mankind has to offer. Maybe they are filming some sort of Reality-TV-Show. Because humans never smile on Mondays. Never ever. We whine, moan, hate and sometimes we cry. Thanks for your attention, here are our gems for today!


#1: We can totally identify with this

#2: Yay capitalism!

#3: Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

#4: Totally agree

#5: Dear Lord please help us all

#6: *heavy breathing*

#7: So so classy

#8: Congrats Queen!

#9: Did somebody say pasta?

#10: 31 is the new 21