Best of Twitter from August 2, 2021

Yes, pop culture taught us that there are many terrible ways to die… at least in a horror flic. Eating your own brain while being lobotimized, chewed up by a gigantic meat grinder or inflated like a balloon until you explode. But that’s all nothing compared to the horror that awaits you on a Monday morning when you only had a few hours of sleep and you have no coffee at home. If you can read this you’ve survived, if not you’ll be missed. Anyway, for those who are not down six feet under here are our gems for today.