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why are people running cross country. use a car
— cory (@harvardgraduat) August 19, 2020
i will not be surprised what so ever if the time goes from 11:59 to 11:60 on new years and we become stuck in 2020 forever.
— the real slim sadie (@itssadieee) August 19, 2020
I love IPA’s with cute flavors added, the hint of mango almost makes me forget that it tastes like dog piss
— John (@john_from_hr) August 19, 2020
the sexual tension between my lighter and my neighbors trump flag
— kate (@kaiteasley) August 19, 2020
I’m 30 weeks pregnant and can confirm this picture is anatomically correct pic.twitter.com/O1U9SnMkYh
— Julicorn 🦄 (@ChicksRule) August 19, 2020
One fun tip is to begin all his tweets with “Mommy, “ https://t.co/gNUTo0CAdP
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) August 19, 2020
magenta.. now theres a color stuck between two worlds. is it red? is it purple? does it manage to forge its own path, to break free from traditional color norms. one thing is certain tho. magenta fucks
— thomas (@perfectsweeties) August 19, 2020
If we don’t stop COVID it’s going to be February and we’re all gonna have to deal with Valentine’s that say shit like “will you be my quaran-tine” and “you tested positive for being a Covid-cutie”
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) August 19, 2020
All I’m saying is that the horror industry will be hard-pressed to scare me after living through 2020.
— Darlin’ Darla (@Darlainky) August 19, 2020
I call my friends bitches out of respect
— Gail Walden (@GailWalden6) August 19, 2020