Oh Friday! A day made for ignoring emails and phone calls and pretending to prepare for the next week while ordering a new bathrobe and making shopping lists. A day to come home, undress, and keep it that way for two days straight. A day to give the kids 10 bucks and wonder how much sugar a person can eat without turning into a small but equally destructive version of the Hulk. And of course a day for fantastic Tweets. Have a nice Weekend!
#1: Let that sink in …
60 minutes feels like 1 hour with the right person ❤️
— nicki minaj björk infused reaction pic (@ForeverElSanto) August 17, 2021
#2: No, no. Just cross it out. No one will notice!
line cooks do what?? pic.twitter.com/C89ziWtkEG
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) August 18, 2021
#3: So much wisdom
οnce i started spending my οwn money i realized my mom was right… we do got food at home
— ℜ𝔢𝔶 (@reyydrew) August 17, 2021
#4: Ridiculous! What should you need a marker for?
Oh. My. God. pic.twitter.com/MEUyrmRdVY
— 𝘨𝘪𝘯 (@SapioSiren) August 17, 2021
#5: Just a little empathy!
People, so scared and desperate they leave on a plane, going to a place most of them have never to before without anything other than the clothes they’re wearing.
And somehow we’ve let the narrative over refugees suggest that these people have agency and are manipulating us. pic.twitter.com/EwOdI9NuqB
— Dave Gould 🟣 (@davesgould) August 16, 2021
#6: Someone stole our dream!
my dream? to stand on the street and say the words «yeah, i’m gonna have to call you back…» while watching some sort of monstrosity overtake manhattan
— 👿KIRK👿 (@bbybeanburrito) August 17, 2021
#7: Leave this job!
Someone at my mom’s workplace who has COVID and was on a ventilator for more than a week up until earlier today joined a Zoom meeting from the ICU because her boss told her she needed to start working remotely as soon as she was off the ventilator?? Capitalism is a death cult!
— yeet the rich 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 (@HeyMaliniK) August 17, 2021
#8: Totally buying this idea
What if we’re all misreading this photo and the lobsterwoman is so powerful that she’s actually summoning a lobster out of the ocean into the boat. pic.twitter.com/OFS5ajYMzv
— Gary Legum (@GaryLegum) August 19, 2021
#9: Just why?
This is the worst apartment layout I’ve ever seen in my life pic.twitter.com/w4wucfkGIl
— Andréa (@drizdrizdriz) August 17, 2021
#10: Stay away from this family
Am I from the south??? In 1977 my great aunt Margaret shot her abusive husband Roy in the face in their driveway in Arab Alabama, everyone in town just went “good job Margaret” and then she got remarried to a guy named Bunk. BUNK
— Laura Peek (@laurapeek_) August 17, 2021
Laura, your Aunt Linda here. Minor correction: it was your great uncle Ray not Roy who Margaret had to shoot, as mother always described it. Your great uncle Roy was the one who died of the Spanish flu two days before his wedding to Lila.
— Linda Peek Schacht (@LindaPSchacht) August 18, 2021
Bunk, hm? If you wanna now more about weird families we got something for you: