It’s Saturday, so we all know what that means: doing something for your health, perhaps going for a small 2k run, going to the local food market to get everything you need for a small salad, so you have something to snack before enjoying a vegan meal with your beloved friends and family. While you’re at it, why not inviting your in-laws for a long and extensive brunch on Sunday morning. Okay, it’s time to wake up, WAKE UP! It was a fever dream, don’t worry. Cuddle your pet raccoon, have another pre dinner margarita, relax. The nightmare is over and here are our gems of the day for you. Enjoy!
#1: Of course not, he’s just supportive
bf just named like 3 alternative sites to start using besides onlyfans off the top of his head. should I be concerned
— bibo (@biboofficial) August 19, 2021
#2: «I’m a junkie, not a loser!»
My mom asked why my eyes were red so i panicked and told her i was smoking weed. Ain’t no way i’m telling her i was crying over a boy, mama ain’t raise no bitch
— shay 🇮🇶🇲🇦 (@weebmilff) August 18, 2021
#3: A hero among us (please click on the link, it’s worth it)
i’ve made it pic.twitter.com/m0AxkvOqHV
— whale 🐳 (@prestovision) August 19, 2021
#4: Art is overrated anyway
Drawing is a neat way to learn you don’t actually know what anything looks like.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) August 19, 2021
#5: Plot twist
Mercy. pic.twitter.com/LJHJFCJPJ1
— Box Fan On High All Year Round (@TerrellChuggs) August 19, 2021
#6: We are speechless for once
I took my 11 yo daughter to get a drink at Starbucks. We watched an incredibly handsome construction worker walk across the parking lot and into the store. Do you know what that little girl said to me? “I don’t know what he fixes, but mine is broken.”
— StaceyC.inKS (@StaceyCKs1) August 19, 2021
#7: Anger management
love when the washing machine gets to the angry part. let it out girl
— anja (@internetanja) August 20, 2021
#8: She has a bright future ahead
I asked the kids if there was anything they wanted from the grocery store and the first thing my daughter asked was, “how is our cheese situation”
— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) August 19, 2021
#9: Friends first, therapy after
[someone hurts me]
me: i’ll work through this in therapy[someone hurts one of my friends]
me: i’m about to be on the news— not sara (genuinely hillary) (@smithsara79) August 20, 2021
#10: Priorities
I'm spontaneous. Upredictable baby. A wild card. Hang on I need my anxiety meds.
— Helleanor Rigby (@Mom_Overboard) August 19, 2021
And since it’s almost Christmas again, how about
