Welcome to today’s Sunday edition of Best of Twitter. You might not know this but most of us probably spent this weekend doing the same thing – exactly, discovering the ultimate fun of the milk crate challenge. In case you haven’t heard: It’s a three level game for the entire family. Level 1: Buy 30 crates and spend the following two days drinking 300 liters of milk. Level 2: Build a crate stair and pee 400 times. Level 3: Switch on the camera, do the challenge and spend the following two months in the hospital. If that doesn’t sound exciting enough try our gems of the day.
#1: They should put sanitizer next to it
Oh, nothing. Just thinking about this carving of a dog, glowing gold from unknown thousands of pats from loving hands, over four and half centuries. pic.twitter.com/HBKNohiMG7
— Sam (@korvys) August 20, 2021
#2: Every. Damn. Time.
Me: I don’t need a grocery cart.
Me five minutes later: Oh no.
— Mal (@TheRealPalMal) August 20, 2021
#3: See! Told you there’s still good in the world!
I applied to a job 45 mins ago and they’ve already emailed me saying no 💞
— ethan 🕊 (@_Ethxn_) August 17, 2021
#4: Yay! More family fun!
weird flex from an aquarium pic.twitter.com/vpsXGbrGW8
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) August 18, 2021
#5: Nah, it’s taking down people who deserve it
the best part of being a hitman has to be taking a shower where you place your hands on the wall and let the water run down your face while you ponder the moral ambiguity of your actions
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) August 21, 2021
some fun trivia from dad for my birthday pic.twitter.com/SaNzSCSgRM
— mac (@macthompson) August 20, 2021
#7: Because it will!
I am 32 years old and still deeply terrified that consuming anything from the hotel room minibar will bankrupt my entire family somehow
— Armand Domalewski (@ArmandDoma) August 21, 2021
#8: True though
Last night I went to a guy’s place and pointed to a piece of IKEA furniture he had and said “oh I have that too.” He said “everyone has that, it’s IKEA” and I said “yeah I know, I have it.” And then we just looked at each other
— i have a boyfriend (@HormonalJew) August 21, 2021
#9: Why we love social media:
Dr. Mark Sherwood (Naturopathic), decided to fire up the crowd at last night’s anti-vaccine, anti-mask rally in Grand Rapids by tearing up a mask.
The mask won. pic.twitter.com/EmBJN8OVmM
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 21, 2021
#10: Wanna take a ride with this guy
I’m about to drive 8 hours tomorrow with 3 kids. So yes, I am paying them each $20 if they don’t ask «are we there yet» or «how much longer» even once. This is year 3 it’s costed me $60 for some peace and it’s worth every damn dollar.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) August 22, 2021
So you love trips with the family?