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#1:
you idiots are out here getting your wisdom teeth removed. me? i am having more added. where did you think yours were going? that’s right, my mouth. i have 107 wisdom teeth now. my wisdom has never been higher. i am realizing for the first time that this was not a good idea
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) August 22, 2020
#2:
waiter: is everything ok
boomer: my ice is too cold
— tom (@pilau) August 21, 2020
#3:
"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time
— justin (@farringt0n) August 22, 2020
#4:
Unpopular opinion: I don’t think your life has to have a purpose, or you a grand ambition; I think it’s okay to just wander through life finding interesting things until you die
— Amber Sparks🪓 (@ambernoelle) August 22, 2020
#5:
do you ever wish you were a vegetable at a grocery store so you can be lightly misted with water every few minutes…sounds like a dream
— Rob Actually 🏳️🌈 (@RobbyActually) August 22, 2020
#6:
seamlessly switching from a podcast to a movie without a second of quiet for my pesky thoughts to creep into pic.twitter.com/TGgxqvSe4D
— carter hambley (@carterhambley) August 22, 2020
#7:
Saying that wearing a mask during a pandemic is «living in fear» is like saying that using oven mitts means you’re «afraid» of the oven
— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) August 22, 2020
#8:
Humans will feel sad and simply buy plants about it and I think that's pretty cool for us
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) August 23, 2020
#9:
Hotel air conditioners are the McDonalds sprite of air conditioning
— Auntie Carpet Weed (@AuntyCarpetWeed) August 22, 2020
#10:
Yeah I have WAP:
W – where
A – is the album Lorde? it’s been 3 years. everything has hurt since then.
P – please, I can’t take it anymore.
— Zane (@ZmacZane) August 22, 2020
